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Worst School FMLs

School is hell and teachers are often evil. Watch five of the worst FMLs about them. If you went to school or are still there, you know what we mean. If you didn't go, watch the video anyway to learn the awful truth (and congratulations for being able to read this article).

 

 

#1385 - Videos - On 06/03/2013 at 7:59am by The FML Team - 48 comments

Don't forget your FML control

Welkom everybody! No, I didn't drink too many piña coladas yesterday, and I'm not getting a simple English language word wrong, it's just that the surprise we'd promised is finally here! The whole of the month of June is dedicated to artists from the Netherlands. After discovering La Nonette, we fell in love with all of the new art coming from this little known country and decided to brave the cold, the rain and the windmills (Don Quixotte style). Laten we beginnen met het interview.

 

-What are your name, surname and nickname? 
-Abe Borst a.k.a. Squabe.

-Why did you choose this nickname?
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It's a nickname my friends used for me and it kinda stuck with me. We were combining names with the word squid, and I liked the results with my name, so I kept it. Now I use it to publish my work. In a way it's a tribute to my friends. I make autobiographical work, so my friends have played a big part in that, being part of my life and all.

-How old are you?
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23.

-Where do you live?
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Arnhem, the Netherlands.

-What's your job?
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Currently I'm a full-time illustrator and comic artist, but money is a problem. So I'm also looking for a job on the side.

-What's your journey?
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After I finished High School I didn't know what I wanted to do. I started to study biochemistry, but it was too rigourous for me, too many rules and regulations. Don't ask questions and do what is asked from you. It goes against what I am. So I dropped out and decided that I wanted to do something more creative. I was always busy with stories and drawing them. So I went to art school to study animation, but very quickly I noticed the time and effort you have to put in an animation; I did not like that. I have respect for animators who have the patience to do all that, but it's not for me. So I switched to illustration, but I missed the bit where I could tell a story. At the end of my first year as an illustration student the answer came to me; a new course started at my school: comic design. So for my second year of art school I started to follow the comic design lessons. I LOVED IT. It was the thing I was looking for. I could tell a story in a visual way, but didn't have to put the crazy amount of time and effort in to create the image that I wanted to as with animations. I found the right direction I needed to talk about stuff. So I started to keep a comic diary where I would tell small, funny stories about my life; thoughts and feelings I had. 

 

 

-What are your inspirations?
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My own life is my biggest inspiration; not that my life is so full of interesting stuff, but I like to switch the perspective on things. That way I can make the most boring stuff interesting. I also get inspired by some good storytelling. There are some Buffy episodes and movies I can keep watching and the way how the stories get told just make me want to get to my desk and start telling my own stories.

-Do you read webcomics?
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I do read them; they are a part of my daily life. It's also good to see what other webcomic artists are up to. I always read the comics of one of my colleagues Ype Driessen. He makes picture comics about his own life. Sometimes we like to make some comics together. In those we answer questions from readers. It is fun to combine my drawings with his pictures. Other Dutch webcomics I always read are from Floor de Goede and Vera Groos, they also talk about their own lives. I also love the work of Kate Beaton, I do not always get it because I'm not such a history nerd, but still. Her style is nice and free, and I always have to laugh when I read her comics featuring superheroes. 

 

 

-Tell us more about your autobiographical webcomic?
-The last few months more and more people started to read my webcomic. It is kind of strange, because I'm telling all these people I don't know all this stuff about my life. So they know what I do, what I think, what I dream of, but I know nothing about them. Some people act like they know me because they read my comics, but there is a lot that I don't tell in them. It is also weird because in the last few months I also got recognized on the street and some people start to call me a famous Dutchman. I don't think I'm that famous, just more noticed then the average person. But still I like to act like I'm famous, I think it's fun to be a bit of a drama queen. 

-How do you work?
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I mostly work at home. I also like to work with people surrounding me, so I also work some days of the week in a studio. There are a lot of other comic artists there, as well as illustrators and graphic designers. I like the diversity there, I can always get some different opnions on my work. The people there are fun, some times a bit to much, then it's hard to concentrate, but that's why they invented headphones.

-Why did you choose this FML story?
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I got a visual when I read this story. There was enough space for me to play with. I like it when I can make a story my own, and this one felt perfect for it. Also, I already got the punchline from it.

 

 

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE ILLUSTRATED FML

 

Abe Borst's website: http://www.squalies.blogspot.nl/

 

 

If you want to be the next published artist, send an email to alice [at] fmylife.com including a link to your website/blog/DeviantArt. But DON'T send your illustration right away! You need first to get in touch with me, and I'll tell you what you have to do!

#1382 - Illustrated FML - On 06/01/2013 at 9:27am by Alice - 5 comments

FML's Day at the Beach

The beach is a tough place to hang out if your body doesn’t live up to society’s tough standards. Thanks, fashion magazines, you’ve made us all paranoid about our butts and bellies. The beach is usually full of perfect people, with perfect lives, living out perfect Frisbee competitions with their perfect friends, while we get sand in our crotches, sandwiches and eyes. Legendary stand-up comedian Bill Hicks had this to say of the beach:
“It's where dirt meets water, alright? (…) I've got a bathtub and an imagination; I'm staying indoors this summer. That way I can listen to music that I like. Maybe I'm just jealous man, everyone at the beach is perfect, you know; tanned skin, white teeth, I've got white skin, tanned teeth.”

So, there’s sun, sand, implied sex that we’re not having, and beach balls. Too many beach balls. The only thing cool about the beach was the Beach Boys, and most of them looked like they never went to the beach. So boo to the beach. Those perfect people are probably idiots anyway. Yeah, let's all make sweeping generalizations based on looks, that'll make us feel better.

Here at FML, we’ve reluctantly been to the beach. We came back with some stories that we caught in a small net, bought from some shady shack by the road that they always seem to have, and the Video Guys have made some of them into a short film. They look good on the beach in this, though. That’s probably due to the tons of special effects involved in the making of this video.  We hope you enjoy watching it as much as they enjoyed making it.

#1384 - Illustrated FML - On 05/27/2013 at 8:53am by The FML Team - 9 comments

Sharina's Illustrated FML

Hi gang! Glad to see you all again, hope you’re doing fine and dandy. We are, amazing stuff has happened in amongst all the drudge and sludge. We’ve spent the week listening to the greatest album ever released; an amazing mish-mash of old and new, electro-soul and robofunk grooves. It’s just magical; Rod Stewart’s new album really proves that he definitely is God. Anyhoo, tis finally the weekend, which means it’s time for an illustrated FML, so on with the show.

This week we’re welcoming Sharina, AKA Tisha in the blog world. She lives in France and works as a 2D-3D graphics designer, and she enjoys creating atmospheres, injecting color and being able to work on good animation projects. However, she reckons she needs “a stable job”. If you’ve got any going, she’ll probably accept your (serious) offers.
Right now she’s working on a short film, “La vie sans truc” (Life without ‘thing’) as chief colorist, all the while being assistant director on another short film called “Limbo Limbo Travel”.
So, what’s her story? “After a 3D animation diploma, I wanted to leave Paris to get away from the terrible weather and stressful lifestyle. I went south to Angouleme, then Bordeaux to start working in animation studios. I returned to Paris, worked on a short movie called “Logorama”, then on some video games, and then some animated TV shows.”
Her current projects included something called “Kokoro”, which is a collective of several artists (Kosal, Kappou, Marine, Gael Roulin, Cédric Babouche, Meme and herself) who put their talents at the service of charity. “An initial art book has been released and will be on sale at the Paris Japan Expo. At the moment we are working on a second art book with new members like Pascal Campion, Sergi Brosa, Anna Cattish, Ken Niimura, Paku and Marss! There will also be some surprise guests! You can support us via our fanpage.”
Well, we’ll always try to support any form of charity effort even if we look like a bunch of slackers. But for now, on to the next part of the interview.

Cats or dogs?
As long as it’s small, hairy and cute! (I’d like to point out that this ONLY applies to animals, haha).

What are the latest things that you enjoyed at the movies, in music, books and comics?
At the movies I loved Django Unchained. I listen a lot to Flume, Bernhoft, Pretty Light, Chapelier fou and many more. And to get back to my roots: Ludovico Einaudi.
In comics, I really loved Eco by Almanza.

Which artists do you like and whose blogs do you frequently check out?
The list might go on for a bit! Hmm, I’ll start with the masters: Wendling, Bianco, Enrique Fernandez, Dalena, Barbucci, Canepa. Nob and Almanza.
I also check out bloggers such as Emilie Decrock, Kosal, Minikim, Anna Cattish, Ciaa and Tship.

Tell us what you enjoy in life, your passions, pastimes, vices and everyday pleasures.
Zoning out walking around, the wind in my hair, headphones on my ears and music blaring. Playing the piano, pulling out my camera, playing video games and drawing of course. And doing all this with a tub of chocolate-chip mint ice cream!

Do you have a phobia? If so, what is it?
Me? A phobia? Never! Well, OK, I’m afraid of insects and creepy-crawly things.

To finish off, ask yourself a question that you would’ve liked to have been asked, and then choose whether or not to answer it.
-Don’t I own you a tub of chocolate-chip mint ice cream?
-OH YES, I’ve been waiting for it for 3 years!

 

Click here to see Sharina's Illustrated FML

 

So there we have it. That was Sharina. We thank her for her wonderful illustration, and for taking part in the FML experience. Next week, we’ll be welcoming a cat that has learned to paint with its tail and who has made an illustration for us using watercolors and ash. No, not really, but maybe one day we will. We can only live in hope. Never forget your dreams. We dream of cats that would paint stuff for us. Erm, yeah… OK. See you next week, and in the meantime, be excellent to each other.

 

If you want to be the next published artist, send an email to alice [at] fmylife.com including a link to your website/blog/DeviantArt. But DON'T send your illustration right away! You need first to get in touch with me, and I'll tell you what you have to do!

#1381 - Illustrated FML - On 05/24/2013 at 8:54pm by Julien - 5 comments

FML’s Roommates from hell

If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would also have no need for unfulfilling relationships, search for that one true love that rom-coms would have us believe actually existed. Life would be one long parade of cats, booze and high-carb meals. Unfortunately, the economy as it is means that we can’t afford to live the dream, unless you’re the person who invented the Rastafarian-hat-with-the-fake-dreadlocks. Some of us, not having that special someone (i.e. an extra income), or the money themselves, have to resort to sharing their accommodation with other people, mainly strangers (AKA weirdoes). And that’s when the trouble starts. Because hell is other people, as French footballer Sartre said. It starts with food in the refrigerator being labeled with each other’s names, then maybe names and polite reminders, and then some added threats and insults. Or the case of the roommate who doesn’t pay his rent because he spent all his money on getting a bangin’ new stereo system for his piece of shit truck. There are many reported cases of terrible roommates; wasn’t The Exorcist just an example of two roommates just not getting along? Here’s another installment in FML’s video series, about roommates and the troubles they can cause. Enjoy!

Ben Giroux of the FML Video Guys is launching a new web series today on his YouTube Channel SH*TTY DATES! Watch the worst dating failures that prove... love stinks. Have your own SH*TTY DATE? Make sure to subscribe to Ben's channel and leave it in the comments!
 

Produced by: Small Red Cape and Cameo Content
Producers: Sean Barney, Hali Gardella, Eddie Quintana
Directed by: Eddie Quintana
Director of Photography: Keith Lancaster
Written and Created by: Ben Giroux and Scott Burman
Starring: Ben Giroux, Sonia Rockwell, Lars Slind, Clay Larsen, Ervin Ross, Alexis Krause, Sascha Alexander, Nicci Faires, Arnie Pantoja, Scott Burman, Phil Celia, Ray Chase, Matt Field, Anna Giroux, Wil Garret, Gev Manoukian, Christopher Raff, Dave Shabaz, and Kelly Weldon.

#1380 - Videos - On 05/20/2013 at 10:36am by - 39 comments


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