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FML’s lonely people

Loneliness is a curse. It’s only slightly less as bad as cancer; cancer earns you sympathy from complete strangers when you wear a tie-dye scarf on your wispy-haired head. Loneliness just garners scorn and odd looks from people down the post office when you start crying from having nothing but your phone to talk to. It makes you do stupid things like acquire 15 cats, sign up to dating sites in the vain hope of meeting that special someone and then end up having passionless sex with some toothless guy on a drinking binge after a 2 hour conversation about turtles and shopping trolleys in a crummy bar.  Here at FML, we celebrate the lonely, the disenfranchised, people who’ve been left behind by society, the socially awkward dweebs who have trouble striking up conversations with their own reflection. Embrace the curse. But seriously, get out there once in a while, talk to humans, eh?

Directed by: Logan Burdick
Starring: Ben Giroux and Ray Chase
1st AC / Gaffer: Alex Darke
Grip: Matthew Little
Location Supervisor: Aaron Ehberhart
Art Department: Karissa Barney
PA: Elissa Weinzimmer
Edited by: Logan Burdick
Creative Director: Didier Guedj

#1362 - Videos - On 03/18/2013 at 11:28am by The FML Team - 47 comments

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Well... that was depressing.

#1 - On 03/18/2013 at 3:03pm by spaboolly

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Lonely.... I'm so lonely. I have nobody; I'm all on my own!

#13 - On 03/22/2013 at 10:21pm by Alexis2742

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