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Today, I found out my boyfriend and I have more in common than I thought. We both are sexually attracted to men. FML

#19489790
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39138) - you deserved it (3139)

On 04/18/2012 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by caitlinz5 (woman) - United States (New York)

caitlinz5's comment about their FML

You're a terrible advertisement for the bi community then. I'm upset because he hasn't got any romantic feelings for me and my love for him has always been unrequited. Don't you call ME a rude bitch. I've got NOTHING against gay and bi folks and neither do lots of people commenting. Sad to say they might get a bad impression of them with people like you attacking people for no reason.

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Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML

#19459433
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18341) - you deserved it (6065)

On 04/13/2012 at 12:46am - love - by jesifairy - Australia

jesifairy's comment about their FML

:-D

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Today, I tried to convince my daughter that the "To boldly go where no man has gone before" speech is from Star Trek, and is not an actual historical speech by the first man on the moon. She has decided to include it in her university essay on Neil Armstrong anyway. FML

#19456007
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18752) - you deserved it (2717)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:49pm - misc - by Ameel (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Ameel's comment about their FML

It's from the original series. Not one of the films. /nerd

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Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML

#19442280
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23546) - you deserved it (3088)

On 04/10/2012 at 10:13am - kids - by kayadd33 - Canada (British Columbia)

kayadd33's comment about their FML

She's 13 and perfectly normal in every other way...

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Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML

#19441776
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19358) - you deserved it (3199)

On 04/10/2012 at 6:48am - animals - by Baustigt - Australia (Western Australia)

Baustigt's comment about their FML

My bulldog is not a possessed monster, Red! I mean, sure, she has tried to gouge the netting from the trampoline and she likes to eat the eyes from stuffed animals and sometimes she'll crush the skulls of heretics and devour the life-fluid from...

Oh.

Okay, carry on.

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Today, while I was getting out of the shower, I saw a spider climb into the ceiling vent. Wanting it to come out so I could kill it, I turned on the fan. It came out, along with a dozen of its friends. FML

#19429779
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28679) - you deserved it (6185)

On 04/08/2012 at 12:39pm - animals - by dcort - United States (New York)

dcort's comment about their FML

Yes, but it wasn't strong enough to suck the spiders in, so instead they all got scared and ran out....

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Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until I overheard my mother say, "I can't believe that thing made it to 30." FML

#19428896
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22583) - you deserved it (1620)

On 04/08/2012 at 9:58am - misc - by psychoticbiatch - Australia (Western Australia)

psychoticbiatch's comment about their FML

No, it wasn't at either of our houses it was at my brothers house, so no, I'm the only 30yr old "thing" there

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Today, I went to see my grandfather in hospital, to see how well he's recovering from his stroke. He asked who I was. After I told him I'm his grand-daughter, his head almost rolled off his neck in disappointment. FML

#19428414
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18270) - you deserved it (1766)

On 04/08/2012 at 6:55am - health - by GPemTGM (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

GPemTGM's comment about their FML

At #24. I know my grandfather better than anyone. He remembered me when he saw me and asked if my brother was my husband, I told him he wasn't and he smiled. Then later when I told him I was his grand-daughter, that's when he looked disappointed. I love him more than anything it broke my heart.

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Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to put my bra on. FML

#19422966
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21314) - you deserved it (6636)

On 04/07/2012 at 11:15am - misc - by anniemeece (woman) - United States (California)

anniemeece's comment about their FML

Wow, I can't believe this actually got published! :O
Okay, most of the questions are how: it's a sports bra. I hooked it in the back, and as I was adjusting the front so that it, ahem, fully encompassed everything and that the straps weren't twisted, my hand slipped as I was pulling up the front, and with the power of the elastic, hit myself in the mouth.
I know, it was pretty silly.

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Today, my morning sickness decided to show itself every time I smell coffee. I work at a coffee shop. FML

#19420119
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23273) - you deserved it (1988)

On 04/06/2012 at 9:52pm - health - by GothicAngel17 - Australia (Queensland)

GothicAngel17's comment about their FML

That's why I drink tea instead, unfortunately coffee isn't something I can avoid all of the time D:

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Today, my morning sickness decided to show itself every time I smell coffee. I work at a coffee shop. FML

#19420119
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23273) - you deserved it (1988)

On 04/06/2012 at 9:52pm - health - by GothicAngel17 - Australia (Queensland)

GothicAngel17's comment about their FML

Seems like the best solution so far. I think I might actually try that when everything opens again.

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