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By "UselessAssassin7uhP" - / Sunday 23 December 2018 12:00 / Canada
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By  Quasita  |  22

OP didn't give themself food poisoning. Actual food poisoning lasts for 2-3 days minimum and they wouldn't be trying to eat, believe you me. This just sounds like a random drama queen that is referring to eating a bit of spoiled food as "food poisoning"... But again, if actual food poisoning, you'd be vomiting anyway and would potentially expedite recovery. If the campylobacter had already set in, you would be at home hugging the porcelain god or even in hospital, not running around in public lol

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By  turtlefreak23  |  12

Hey, this FML didn’t start with “Today...”

By  Quasita  |  22

OP didn't give themself food poisoning. Actual food poisoning lasts for 2-3 days minimum and they wouldn't be trying to eat, believe you me. This just sounds like a random drama queen that is referring to eating a bit of spoiled food as "food poisoning"... But again, if actual food poisoning, you'd be vomiting anyway and would potentially expedite recovery. If the campylobacter had already set in, you would be at home hugging the porcelain god or even in hospital, not running around in public lol

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