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Woman Warns Men Not to Send Her Dick Pics, Her Response When They Do is Absolutely Savage

How many times do we have to go over this? No, women aren’t interested in receiving unsolicited dick pics. So when this woman found one in her DMs, she wasn’t about to let him off without an FML.

This is Madi.

Madi, like many other adult women, uses Tinder from time to time. Whether she’s there for love or for fun, who can say, but what we do know is this:

SHE DID NOT COME TO SEE YOUR PENIS. 

But of course, penises, especially online, are famously bad at obeying women’s wishes. So Madi developed a method of staving them off. In her Tinder profile she issues this warning:

“If you send me dick pics I will send them to your mom”

Clear enough. Or so you'd think.

Penises will be penises, though, and despite the warning, one daring dick couldn’t help but slide into her DMs.

Like a severed head on a pike, she posted her response on Twitter, and it was SAVAGE AF.

Here it is: the dick. Bask in its sticker-censored glory.

She had no trouble finding this dude’s mom on Facebook, which I’m sure he did not see coming.

Never underestimate a woman’s power when it comes to social media stalking. We are on that shit.

Madi is a hero among women, and a hero’s praise she received. Here are some of the best reactions to her tweet:

…and literally ALL the applause gifs that exist in this universe, because that’s just what she deserves.

By Nina / Wednesday 26 July 2017 15:13 / France
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You tried

Messed up

Right under your nose

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By  MiracleKa  |  5

Actually, it's more like the reaction is fairly reasonable when the person in question is asking for some simple respect for her personal boundaries. Unsolicited dick pics are the online equivalent of flashing--the difference is one gets you arrested while the other is considered "normal male behavior".

Here's a thought: why do you only ever hear about women trashing on men for unsolicited sexual imagery and not the other way around? It is so rare for a woman to send a man unsolicited images of her breasts/vagina that it is virtually non-existent, and yet if it were to ever occur, you can bet your ass 90% of the responses will be shaming her as being a whore, a slut, easy, trashy, etc. Yet the same behavior is ACCEPTABLE for men.

Think about that, and your analogy begins to fall apart.

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By  EmDizzle2007  |  28

The reaction is like asking a place to hold the Mayo and when they don't, you force the manager to eat the entire sandwich. The situation is like going to a blood drive saying I better not see blood and then being upset when ya do.

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  MiracleKa  |  5

Actually, it's more like the reaction is fairly reasonable when the person in question is asking for some simple respect for her personal boundaries. Unsolicited dick pics are the online equivalent of flashing--the difference is one gets you arrested while the other is considered "normal male behavior".

Here's a thought: why do you only ever hear about women trashing on men for unsolicited sexual imagery and not the other way around? It is so rare for a woman to send a man unsolicited images of her breasts/vagina that it is virtually non-existent, and yet if it were to ever occur, you can bet your ass 90% of the responses will be shaming her as being a whore, a slut, easy, trashy, etc. Yet the same behavior is ACCEPTABLE for men.

Think about that, and your analogy begins to fall apart.

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  saliwells1  |  18

she said not to send dick pics or she would send them to their mother... she got a dick pic so she sent it to his mother... how is that in any way related to your analogy??? why the hell do men send dick pics to women that don't ask for them??? unless she's specifically asks for it, a woman does NOT want to see your junk... every

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  rebelwithmouseyhair  |  16

Sorry, no

I'll not only send your dick pic to youmother, I I'll send it to the police. Would that work better for you? The tindernder was not set up for men to send dick pics to women.

what part do you not understand?

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