FML : What's That Stank?

What's That Stank?

By Nina / dimanche 7 mai 2017 07:00

In this week's FML selection, we're looking back at some of our gnarliest submissions. You'll never guess where some of these stenches are coming from...

Ay boo-thangs,

It's springtime and that means time to go outside. The smell of flower blossoms fills the air, along with the smokey scent of barbecue, freshly mown grass and, oh no...what's that? The guy walking in front of you just let one rip. Great.

There are few things as unpleasant as walking into a cloud of putrid stank. These users know that more than anyone. What's worse though, being surprised by a lingering rancid smell or realizing that the stench is coming from you?

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Italy

Today, I smelled a terrible odor in my house. It seemed to be coming from everywhere. At first, I thought it might be rotten food or a dead animal, then I realized it was my own breath. FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 21 April 2017 21:00 / Italy

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Today, after scrubbing every surface twice a week for a month, I finally found the source of the pee smell in my bathroom. Under the toilet. The people who built our house didn't think it was necessary to seal around the toilet. There was two years of pee under there. FML

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You deserved it

By SoMuchPee - / Monday 6 March 2017 22:00 / Australia - Melbourne

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Today, I finally determined the source of the horrible smell that periodically invades my apartment: there's nothing wrong with the plumbing as I previously thought, I can just smell my neighbors pooping in their bathroom on the other side of the wall. FML

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By Dear God Why - / Monday 5 December 2016 13:07 /

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Today, the only reason I took a shower was because I could smell my dick sweat while still wearing underwear. FML

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By balls - / Friday 2 October 2015 05:49 / United States - Santa Clara

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Today, I felt some serious gas building up while at the supermarket. I tried to quietly fart it out, only to end up sharting myself. I had to frantically waddle out of the store as discreetly as possible as several people in the vicinity freaked out and tried to locate the source of the smell. FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 17 July 2015 17:14 / United States - West Palm Beach

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Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML

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By Anonymous - / Monday 30 September 2013 19:02 / United States - Brecksville

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Today, I had to finally come to terms with the fact that I am obese when the doctor told me that my weird smell was not an infection but mold growing between my fat rolls. FML

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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 26 September 2012 14:23 / Canada

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Today, is my high school graduation. Last night I read online that you can use apple cider vinegar to help with head dandruff, so I tried it out. Now, no matter how much product or perfume I use, I still smell like a giant walking fart. My graduation is in a couple of hours. FML

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By cass / Tuesday 10 May 2016 18:37 / United States

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Today, it's been a week since I started farting in my sleep for no apparent reason. It's so frequent and so foul-smelling that my husband and I are both losing sleep and are having to take afternoon naps to make up for it. FML

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By Fartnonymous - / Tuesday 18 August 2015 10:59 / Qatar - Doha

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Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, "I didn't know how else to kill it!" She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, put it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. FML

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You deserved it

By BakedBat - / Friday 21 February 2014 04:10 / United States - Minneapolis

Okay, I realize I went a little overboard with a gif for every FML, but I couldn't help it. They were begging to be used. Hope your index fingers aren't too exhausted from scrolling!

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By redlizzybeth | 24

#7451125 - Monday 8 May 2017 14:54

The bat.... that poor bat. Why was that her first thought? The humanity!

By Talis99 | 26

#7451526 - Tuesday 9 May 2017 8:39

I know I've seen the bat one before when it was originally posted, but all I can think about is how awful that death was. No living creature deserves that. That poor bat.