What Better Day To Read All The FMLs Than On National 'Could Have/Should Have' Day? Here Are The 15 Most Regrettable FMLs
This might as well be National 'FML' Day. Wait, why doesn't that already exist?
1. Wellp. At least she isn't cheating?
By Anonymous - 29/5/2018 01:46
2. That's the point, bud.
By leavemealone - 15/6/2017 02:00 - Australia - Saint Lucia
Today, a guy in a coffee shop was trying to chat me up, when he noticed a ring on my finger and asked if I was married. In a stroke of regrettable honesty, I told him no, the ring was my mother's, who died when I was young. He said I probably shouldn't wear it because "men'll just get confused." FML
3. Sick in love.
By sick and lonely - 27/8/2016 03:19 - United States - Rockford
4. If he was indeed a cocksucking bastard, then he deserved it.
By larsn - 3/6/2016 20:32 - United States - San Antonio
5. Yeesh this one is rough.
By Incompetent - 2/5/2016 12:27 - Pakistan - Lahore
6. Maybe 3 is a little too young.
By mommyopps - 26/3/2016 02:14 - United States - Madison Lake
7. Did he think he was going to find some super special meaning behind that name?
By GeeLoftus - 31/1/2016 19:32 - United States - Secaucus
8. If you think I wouldn't back the hell out either way....
By buses suck - 15/11/2015 06:06 - United States - San Francisco
Today, I regret asking my neighbor to turn down his music last night. When I left for work, I found his car parked so close to mine that I couldn't squeeze between them. His wife's was parked the same way on the other side. They wouldn't answer their door and I ended up being late to work. FML
9. He saved your number, and you were saved from eternal damnation.
By Iwtumn - 30/4/2015 18:15 - Austria - Deutschlandsberg
10. lol ok I'm just gonna dial 911 real quick
By scared4myhair - 12/4/2015 01:53 - United States - Flint
11. Ah, the classic move.
By Anonymous - 13/8/2014 11:33 - Australia - Rooty Hill
12. I think by 'roomate' she meant 'my new boyfriend.'
By Anonymous - 8/6/2014 18:01 - Canada - North Bay
13. So romantic!
By notakeeper - 3/1/2014 03:50 - United States - Orlando
14. The main regret should be the way OP spelled "learned"
15. *Eating popcorn* OH SHIT
By smashleighfig - 8/3/2010 05:14 - France
By Nadine / Friday 20 July 2018 14:55 /