Top Ten Comments of the Week
10. WallyQ is cheesy, but in a good way. Like a deep dish pizza. This sounds like a joke my grandma would make, and I love my grandma so this comment makes it on the list.
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but I guess two wrongs does get you detention!"
-WallyQ
9. pettyjohn1995 does a clever little thing with his words. This one is a joke my step-dad would make. What, you don't think it's fair that I picked comments that remind me of my family? Tough titties.
"I was going to ask how you could possibly forget that many times, but I guess it's possible the dain bramage would explain that!"
-pettyjohn1995
8. TIL why people get morning breath. Thanks, justamoderator! Fact check approved.
"That's what happens when you don't eat for a long time. More than 4+ hours. He can have healthiest teeth of all but it won't help since the bad breath mostly comes from stomach."
-justamoderator
7. You're so observant, MarkToast!
"the 'I agree, your life sucks' button is just a cruel pun on this one"
-MarkToast
6. Not only is the FML community hilarious, they're also always looking out for you. Thanks, sousaphonist, for the advice!
"Pro Tip: if you haven't changed them within the past week or so, ALWAYS change the batteries in your calculator before a major exam."
-sousaphonist
5. Good save, arandomperson97.
"'Ew' stands for 'efficient worker'"
-arandomperson97
4. Of course bigredmonkeybutt knows what that monkey was thinking.
"Probably thought you had a banana in your pocket."
-bigredmonkeybutt
3. StarkWolf_fml sees the commercial value in every situation.
"Bounty ultra soft can clean up any mess your kids make & you only use one tissue"
-StarkWolf_fml
2. iamnuff does not mince words. What a gag.
"'A penis, dear.'"
-iamnuff
1. Sorry, Alan, you may hate puns, but I'm a sucker for them. RichardPencil, your corniness gets you 1st place in my book.
"They have a lot of nirvana asking you to pay for an obvious accident."
-RichardPencil
And there you have it. Aren't these comments suberb? If you're loving the comments as much as I am, head over to the user pages and give 'em a hug. Feelin frisky, are you? What the heck, give 'em two! While you're at it, why don't you give me a hug too? Pretty please?
Until next time,
Nina :)
