FML : Today, I was on the worst blind date ever, so I tried to secretly request an Uber to get out of there. My date then picked up his phone, receiving my request....

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Today, I was on the worst blind date ever, so I tried to secretly request an Uber to get out of there. My date then picked up his phone, receiving my request. Turns out he's an Uber driver and he was looking for a reason to get out of the date too. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Frouse - / Friday 28 September 2018 22:02 /

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By thehaystackerine | 16

#7700950 - Friday 28 September 2018 22:04

sounds like you both got what you wanted. 🤣

By melisssa87 | 28

#7700951 - Friday 28 September 2018 22:08

Why secretly request an Uber? You would still have to say that you are going to leave and not just run off faking going to the bathroom or something I hope?

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By BurnInDemonFire | 23

#7696220 - Thursday 20 September 2018 5:00

How were you so far into the date that you hated it, but not far enough to ask what the dude did for a living?

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julfunky | 25

#7700947 - Friday 28 September 2018 22:02

Most Uber drivers aren’t solely Uber drivers. That’s more of a side job.

By thehaystackerine | 16

#7700950 - Friday 28 September 2018 22:04

sounds like you both got what you wanted. 🤣

By melisssa87 | 28

#7700951 - Friday 28 September 2018 22:08

Why secretly request an Uber? You would still have to say that you are going to leave and not just run off faking going to the bathroom or something I hope?

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Rabite | 26

#7702341 - Monday 1 October 2018 13:21

To shut down any long discussions in the same way he was about to.

By Kitkat2723 | 16

#7700956 - Friday 28 September 2018 22:16

Please let us know how it ended! If he was wanting to leave too, did y’all agree to just go ahead and end it and leave?

By real life problems | 26

#7700963 - Friday 28 September 2018 22:54

Ghosting is such a shitbag thing to do. YDI.
Could have simply told him you arent feeling the connection or something and go your own way.

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Emma Marshall | 17

#7700972 - Friday 28 September 2018 23:19

Cuz he wasn't doing the exact same thing 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️

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Studious_Gluteus | 10

#7701068 - Saturday 29 September 2018 4:01

I'm thinking YDI. He deserved it too. If they don't want each other, maybe they both deserve better.

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tounces7 | 21

#7702144 - Monday 1 October 2018 0:16

Or maybe they deserve each other since they're both kinda shitty like that.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7700978 - Friday 28 September 2018 23:22

That’s über-awkward!

By silentbabydeer | 7

#7700994 - Friday 28 September 2018 23:55

So.....ummm.....did he give you a ride home and end it right then and there?

By Nik | 12

#7701007 - Saturday 29 September 2018 0:35

why not just say you don't think he is what you're looking for? honesty is rare i suppose

By TxKitten79 | 3

#7701020 - Saturday 29 September 2018 1:07

That's funny and hell. And constitutes a second date!

By mas12806 | 16

#7701030 - Saturday 29 September 2018 1:35

You both need to learn to communicate

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