By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:12 - United States - Palo Alto
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Say "Sorry, I do not have a child, my coworker is the one who recently had a baby" very loudly, so your crush can hear.
2 - Nawwwp. This would make waaaaay too much sense for someone to actually do. This is barely an FML because it is resolved in the next few lines anyway. Unless of course OP is so socially awkward that her brain BSOD'd on her. @OP What's wrong with moms? I pulled a 24 year old HB7.5 mother of three last Saturday. I never date moms, but I'll ONS them, and that's usually all they want anyway. I like to call it a win-win scenario.
If he asks about it, say it's just a misunderstanding and offer to explain over coffee.
At least you might get tipped more if the customers think you've just become a mum...
So, you're having a hard time getting rid of the "baby weight?" Maybe your crush is a plumpa humpa? If the guy is frequently at your restaurant, he's not just there for the pie -- at least, not that kind of pie ;)