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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 13 February 2013 05:12 / United States - Palo Alto
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  Imhere4fml  |  24

Then what is?

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  darkgodxvx  |  4

2 - Nawwwp. This would make waaaaay too much sense for someone to actually do. This is barely an FML because it is resolved in the next few lines anyway. Unless of course OP is so socially awkward that her brain BSOD'd on her. @OP What's wrong with moms? I pulled a 24 year old HB7.5 mother of three last Saturday. I never date moms, but I'll ONS them, and that's usually all they want anyway. I like to call it a win-win scenario.

By  flockz  |  19

i'm not sure he'll be gaga over you anymore.

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  gc327072  |  29

*waves hand* "You're right, this is not the mother I'm looking for." *walks away entranced*

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  Acik91  |  26

It's OP that has a crush on him, as far as we know, it doesn't work the other way around. So, why would he bother to ask? The point is, it just decreases OP's chances.

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  missd420  |  16

This is very true. My tips quadrupled in my third trimester, and still stayed around triple, with my regulars at least, for over a year. Helped out SO much!

By  perdix  |  29

So, you're having a hard time getting rid of the "baby weight?" Maybe your crush is a plumpa humpa? If the guy is frequently at your restaurant, he's not just there for the pie -- at least, not that kind of pie ;)

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