Today, whilst texting my boyfriend on the train, I noticed the woman sitting next to me staring intently at my phone. After letting my boyfriend know,...

By Anonymous - 26/3/2013 00:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, whilst texting my boyfriend on the train, I noticed the woman sitting next to me staring intently at my phone. After letting my boyfriend know, he sent a message saying, "Are we gonna involve the dog again? Last night was fun." She gasped and screamed that I'm a "twisted dog-humping bitch." FML

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By Zestus | 19

#5421316 - Tuesday 26 March 2013 11:55

You should've gone along with it to freak her out even more for laughs. Like wink at her or something.

By Firuzzy | 10

#5421309 - Tuesday 26 March 2013 11:54

People don't know when to mind their own business anymore.

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By Firuzzy | 10

#5421309 - Tuesday 26 March 2013 11:54

People don't know when to mind their own business anymore.

wlddog | 14

#5421429 - Tuesday 26 March 2013 13:12

Turn around and ask her for her phone. That way you can shove your nose in her business and everything would be fair.

TheGodDamnJoker | 9

#5422515 - Wednesday 27 March 2013 4:55

I really don't see the Issue here. I mean op (a "twisted bitch") is only humping another dog right? It's only natural for dogs to hump each other.

By TheSnakeDoctor20 | 17

#5421310 - Tuesday 26 March 2013 11:55

I see you finally gave in to your attractive boyfriend.

Crazynopantsman | 11

#5421334 - Tuesday 26 March 2013 12:02

She couldn't stay away from that Golden Retriever

Catkam623 | 27

#5421485 - Tuesday 26 March 2013 14:15

*labrador

Karalela44 | 15

#5422489 - Wednesday 27 March 2013 4:32

Guys, guys...it's all about Red Dobermans

By budnut | 10

#5421312 - Tuesday 26 March 2013 11:55

I would turn off the phone and just stare back at her.

weveevee | 3

#5423220 - Wednesday 27 March 2013 16:52

And smile intently.

By Zestus | 19

#5421316 - Tuesday 26 March 2013 11:55

You should've gone along with it to freak her out even more for laughs. Like wink at her or something.

nanxi | 30

#5421368 - Tuesday 26 March 2013 12:22

And then invite her to join the party. :D

kozzard | 17

#5421475 - Tuesday 26 March 2013 13:58

"Hey, don't knock it till you try it!"

gc327072 | 29

#5421548 - Tuesday 26 March 2013 16:00

Then the phone rings playing "the bad touch"

tygerarmy | 35

#5421632 - Tuesday 26 March 2013 16:42

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals...

MidnaLink | 31

#5422419 - Wednesday 27 March 2013 3:19

... doing like they do on the discovery channel.

Mortoli | 30

#6040546 - Sunday 17 August 2014 19:27

Nah nah bitch her out to mind her own business without saying anything bout the comment. Then reply to him saying alright can't wait to get home ;)... Lol of course make sure she looking.

By harrypotter955 | 19

#5421317 - Tuesday 26 March 2013 11:56

1-800- choke dat hoe

not_a_robot | 15

#5421437 - Tuesday 26 March 2013 13:17

How at all is this relevant to the FML? Am I missing something?

miketopgunmike1 | 25

#5421481 - Tuesday 26 March 2013 14:11

Because the dumb bitch is nosing her way into op's conversation which she had no reason to be a part of 34....... I swear some people are just stupid

Zomg_Okay | 26

#5421501 - Tuesday 26 March 2013 14:45

I don't know, 44. I think 34 has a point, I still can't see where farming implements come into this or what attempting to strangle them would accomplish.