By Anonymous - 26/03/2013 00:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, whilst texting my boyfriend on the train, I noticed the woman sitting next to me staring intently at my phone. After letting my boyfriend know, he sent a message saying, "Are we gonna involve the dog again? Last night was fun." She gasped and screamed that I'm a "twisted dog-humping bitch." FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 363
You deserved it 7 277

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You should've gone along with it to freak her out even more for laughs. Like wink at her or something.

People don't know when to mind their own business anymore.

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People don't know when to mind their own business anymore.

wlddog 14

Turn around and ask her for her phone. That way you can shove your nose in her business and everything would be fair.

I really don't see the Issue here. I mean op (a "twisted bitch") is only humping another dog right? It's only natural for dogs to hump each other.

TheSnakeDoctor20 17

I see you finally gave in to your attractive boyfriend.

She couldn't stay away from that Golden Retriever

Karalela44 15

Guys, guys...it's all about Red Dobermans

I would turn off the phone and just stare back at her.

And smile intently.

You should've gone along with it to freak her out even more for laughs. Like wink at her or something.

And then invite her to join the party. :D

"Hey, don't knock it till you try it!"

Then the phone rings playing "the bad touch"

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals...

... doing like they do on the discovery channel.

Mortoli 30

Nah nah bitch her out to mind her own business without saying anything bout the comment. Then reply to him saying alright can't wait to get home ;)... Lol of course make sure she looking.

1-800- choke dat hoe

How at all is this relevant to the FML? Am I missing something?

Because the dumb bitch is nosing her way into op's conversation which she had no reason to be a part of 34....... I swear some people are just stupid

I don't know, 44. I think 34 has a point, I still can't see where farming implements come into this or what attempting to strangle them would accomplish.

I thumbed it down for the use of "dat"

That's when you smack a bitch

In this day and age.. People like that are almost as rare as virgins..

That's what people get for being nosey. Your boyfriend sounds hilarious though!

Well if you're a bitch.. Your not doing anything wrong

you're** Siiiigh

Correcting people while having an apparent superiority complex doesn't help you get thumbs up.

Uhhh... He corrected himself...

65: Neither does failing to notice the username is the same on both posts :p

Wow that sucks OP. People need to mind their own business.