Turn around and ask her for her phone. That way you can shove your nose in her business and everything would be fair.

I really don't see the Issue here. I mean op (a "twisted bitch") is only humping another dog right? It's only natural for dogs to hump each other.

She couldn't stay away from that Golden Retriever

*labrador

Guys, guys...it's all about Red Dobermans

And smile intently.

And then invite her to join the party. :D

"Hey, don't knock it till you try it!"

Then the phone rings playing "the bad touch"

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals...

... doing like they do on the discovery channel.

Nah nah bitch her out to mind her own business without saying anything bout the comment. Then reply to him saying alright can't wait to get home ;)... Lol of course make sure she looking.

How at all is this relevant to the FML? Am I missing something?

Because the dumb bitch is nosing her way into op's conversation which she had no reason to be a part of 34....... I swear some people are just stupid

I don't know, 44. I think 34 has a point, I still can't see where farming implements come into this or what attempting to strangle them would accomplish.

I thumbed it down for the use of "dat"

you're** Siiiigh

Correcting people while having an apparent superiority complex doesn't help you get thumbs up.

Uhhh... He corrected himself...

65: Neither does failing to notice the username is the same on both posts :p