Today, whilst texting my boyfriend on the train, I noticed the woman sitting next to me staring intently at my phone. After letting my boyfriend know, he sent a message saying, "Are we gonna involve the dog again? Last night was fun." She gasped and screamed that I'm a "twisted dog-humping bitch." FML
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Zestus
| 19
You should've gone along with it to freak her out even more for laughs. Like wink at her or something.
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Firuzzy
| 10
People don't know when to mind their own business anymore.
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Firuzzy
| 10
People don't know when to mind their own business anymore.
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wlddog
| 14
Turn around and ask her for her phone. That way you can shove your nose in her business and everything would be fair.
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TheGodDamnJoker
| 9
I really don't see the Issue here. I mean op (a "twisted bitch") is only humping another dog right? It's only natural for dogs to hump each other.
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TheSnakeDoctor20
| 17
I see you finally gave in to your attractive boyfriend.
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Crazynopantsman
| 11
She couldn't stay away from that Golden Retriever
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Catkam623
| 27
*labrador
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Karalela44
| 15
Guys, guys...it's all about Red Dobermans
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budnut
| 10
I would turn off the phone and just stare back at her.
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weveevee
| 3
And smile intently.
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Zestus
| 19
You should've gone along with it to freak her out even more for laughs. Like wink at her or something.
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nanxi
| 30
And then invite her to join the party. :D
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kozzard
| 17
"Hey, don't knock it till you try it!"
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gc327072
| 29
Then the phone rings playing "the bad touch"
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tygerarmy
| 35
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals...
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MidnaLink
| 32
... doing like they do on the discovery channel.
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Mortoli
| 30
Nah nah bitch her out to mind her own business without saying anything bout the comment. Then reply to him saying alright can't wait to get home ;)... Lol of course make sure she looking.
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harrypotter955
| 19
1-800- choke dat hoe
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not_a_robot
| 15
How at all is this relevant to the FML? Am I missing something?
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miketopgunmike1
| 25
Because the dumb bitch is nosing her way into op's conversation which she had no reason to be a part of 34....... I swear some people are just stupid
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Zomg_Okay
| 26
I don't know, 44. I think 34 has a point, I still can't see where farming implements come into this or what attempting to strangle them would accomplish.
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diaosi
| 4
I thumbed it down for the use of "dat"
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ovechkinisbeast
| 9
That's when you smack a bitch
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lilhellian
| 26
In this day and age.. People like that are almost as rare as virgins..
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LovesSushi
| 25
That's what people get for being nosey. Your boyfriend sounds hilarious though!
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Nath1G
| 4
Well if you're a bitch.. Your not doing anything wrong
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Nath1G
| 4
you're** Siiiigh
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G97Alex
| 21
Correcting people while having an apparent superiority complex doesn't help you get thumbs up.
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Axipiter
| 24
Uhhh... He corrected himself...
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charvisioku
| 22
65: Neither does failing to notice the username is the same on both posts :p
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nooshGol
| 15
Wow that sucks OP. People need to mind their own business.