Today, whilst pleasuring myself in my bedroom, I began absent-mindedly staring at a spider on the ceiling. It wasn't until the point of climax that I realised that I was, in effect, masturbating over a spider. FML
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MoMonster
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spiders are quite sexy. eight legs for MAXIMUM pleasure. xD
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schwiggidy
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you were masturbating UNDER a spider
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im_awsome
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lol ewwlk spiders :
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psychochick29
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I think you've had one too many collagen injections there girly.
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Danniiboii22
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win :)
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MissLizWolf
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whoa! big lips!
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im_awsome
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Mmh yur wrong , I was born that way.
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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god gave you to much collagen then
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whatyotalkinbout
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mhm mhhhmmn
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mamamiaaa_fml
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I think don't guys like big lips. erm yeah. and uhh I hate spiders always have to call somebody to take them outside.
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Marcelb
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actually, i think there are lots of guys who do. i for one am one of them :)
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kellykerplunkksl
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gotta have some good dsl
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biggmike
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The main thing is, she's a butt'er face with DSLs.
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RedPillSucks
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She looks fine to me. You're just an asshole.
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tttiffany
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Danniiboii22 shouldn't be one to speak...
& they're not 'ew', they're pretty damn sexy. you can't tell me you've never gotten off to an eight legged sex freak. it's true. they're sex freaks..look it up. no joke.
& they're not 'ew', they're pretty damn sexy. you can't tell me you've never gotten off to an eight legged sex freak. it's true. they're sex freaks..look it up. no joke.
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alexFYL
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There's a kind of spider that is going endangered because of its poor sex practices. When mating, the male will stab the females abdomen and inject her with semen. Well, these spiders are so fail and evolution that they essentially gang-rape the female, stab her multiple times in the abdomen and she usually dies.
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Judus_beej
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38 and 51 are twins!
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iamsexxychick9
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tttiffany i don't think danniiboii is bad at all. kinda cute actually. I think everybody just needs to lay off everybody elses shit and chill. make love not war!!! xoxo
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Mubus
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sorry 1 but you are f'ulgy.
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AjaxF
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117 why are "you" sorry? I think she know it, you're just putting out there. . she is ugly, but I'd let her suck my dick with those lips!
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im_awsome
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##117 Yu can't say a word cuz there is noone in this post uglier that Yu.
and for the others that is sayin bs . i d r g f (:
I'm the way I am and I love it .
and for the others that is sayin bs . i d r g f (:
I'm the way I am and I love it .
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theycallmeMimi
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I agree with 120's name. From what she says, she's awesome. :)
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Mierda2k
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awesome yes. but I mean awesomely big.
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whosechairisthat
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i like ur picture
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drewgreenan
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kinky,
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MoMonster
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spiders are quite sexy. eight legs for MAXIMUM pleasure. xD
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mrmerino
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oh god YES!!
>:)
>:)
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iSitt
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and so a new genre of anime is born.
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jh_o_mighty
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haha so true
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lovinj
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damn! i have a serious fear of spiders but thats just fucking hot!
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THEMTCHELL
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I prefer beatles..
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FYLDeep
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There aren't too many beatles alive still for you to pleaure yourself over anymore.
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Xythenol
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Only two left.
AND THEY'RE OLD, MM'KAY?
...but younger Paul and Rings, I'd take 'em any day ;3
AND THEY'RE OLD, MM'KAY?
...but younger Paul and Rings, I'd take 'em any day ;3
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afalcons97
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CHUCK NORRIS
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klimpomppp
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Funny, i prefer babies...
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schwancy
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Unless the spider was turning you on I don't think you should worry too much.
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schwiggidy
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I like your name.
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flodezie
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dang girl, ur gorgeous!!
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supremetoast58
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omg
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whosechairisthat
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i fucked ur mom
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ShesElusive
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Hahahaha what's next a mosquito?
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sappy0
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lmao!!
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mattbeverly
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well it would suck real well ;)
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unidentified_sta
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Eugh, you fap in your bed/bedroom...
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sheenie942
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where do u fap?
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LFAM_fml
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i fap, anywhere. that i can clean up easily..
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guckylynn
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Except OP is a girl.
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Hayman68
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and girls don't fap, they finger
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Raw_Gamer
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I think they still make the sane sound on how hard or fast you go at it but I would not know for sure lol.
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milky953
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73# your fat 84# to true and rub
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TheApocalypse
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73's fat what? It's you're, not your.
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schwiggidy
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you were masturbating UNDER a spider
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takeapieandrun
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I masturbated to the spiders in Minecraft.
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dre_bro11
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#34 facepalm
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Jizwold
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34 is a badass
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darkblitz_fml
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tsssssssss... the sound of armless green orgasm.
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loveanthony645
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I wonder if she had her mouth open when she orgasmed and the spider fell in...
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Doortje
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Be careful, or you'll be a black widow yourself some day.
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jewban
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nice pun lolz
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maybaybe
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HAHAHAHAHAH
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grumpypanda117
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dayum.
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Anextase
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Please use your own picture.
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shanie123
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lol weird