FML : Today, whilst holding a hand rail on a packed bus, I was rubbing my hand along, and playing with, what I thought was a join in the metal. It was an old...

Today, whilst holding a hand rail on a packed bus, I was rubbing my hand along, and playing with, what I thought was a join in the metal. It was an old woman's finger. FML

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You deserved it

By FingerBang - / Wednesday 21 October 2009 06:32 / Australia

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By reset_button | 0

#631253 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 12:04

Did she fart when you pulled her finger?

By SmilesAlotXD | 0

#631269 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 12:18

its 1 thing to accidently do that but another if she didnt stop u ;)

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By _Noon_ | 0

#631252 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 12:05

Eww, haha. I hope you apologized?

By reset_button | 0

#631253 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 12:04

Did she fart when you pulled her finger?

NathanKett | 0

#631264 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 12:15

Did she at least make a joke about it?

liveBabylon | 0

#631782 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 20:08

aahahahhahhahahahahahahahhahhaa BEST FML I've read :)

nazooer | 7

#631913 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 22:18

Kinky

Fother_Mucker | 0

#1201869 - Saturday 7 August 2010 2:52

Did she wink at you?

By IllegalLight | 0

#631262 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 12:11

H1N1! Don't rub your hands in public places D: For the love of...

By SmilesAlotXD | 0

#631269 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 12:18

its 1 thing to accidently do that but another if she didnt stop u ;)

_Noon_ | 0

#631279 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 12:23

So true xD

Skull_300 | 0

#631350 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 13:50

If she didn't stop you, did you caress her ass next? "She was probably a cougar on the prowl!"

By Peroxide | 3

#631275 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 12:21

"I'm gonna finger bang bang you into my life!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLS_HARAYZQ

By violette_fml | 0

#631296 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 12:35

[email protected]

Wow, that would've been awkward.

By playfuldesk | 0

#631313 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 13:03

I wanna finger bang bang u into my life, girl u like to fingerbang and it's all right.

cutiepie87 | 0

#632280 - Thursday 22 October 2009 2:21

LOL'D @ FINGERBANG!!!!!!!

By jts2 | 3

#631322 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 13:16

LOL'D.
South Park Reference makes violette and playfuldesk win this entry.

By sometester | 0

#631326 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 13:22

dddd

By TenebrificTurtle | 0

#631336 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 13:35

Did she fingasm?

TenebrificTurtle | 0

#631439 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 15:37

OMG I am just, I don't know what to say... thank you!

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