By Wife - 08/08/2011 00:02 - United States

Spicy
Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 356
You deserved it 6 620

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He wanted you to head south if you know what I mean

He was pretending to drive a standard. Don't take his fun away.

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ahh! that's unlucky.

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Well why did u do that?!?

HowAreYouToday 34

Yea! You could have interrupted his fap time!

I guess you didn't like the idea of sex in a car? What in the hell I'd kill to be in your position(pun intended)

HowAreYouToday 34

Well then. I think we have our murder suspect...

He was just using his stick shift.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and all men will be able to masturbate freely on any moving vehicle.

.... Because you can't even do it on a plane! Ever since 9/11 when everyone gets so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Osama.

#42 - I have a dream that one day, this nation will rise and all humans of both gender and of all ages are granted the freedom of walking the streets without clothes and engaging in sexual activities in public.

53 - of all ages? chris hansen would like you to have a seat right over there.

wtf u cant masturbate in a plane?

F his life...

94 - It's frowned upon..

As Alan would say.

no one frowned upon me when i did it.. except for that old lady sitting next to me but..

awe u shudve just let him keep it out lol he was obviously havin fun

This happened to me at camp when a kid put out a fire with urine. About a minute later I said 'Duncan, you put your penis away?' It's like my troops new catch phrase.

It wanted some fresh air, cant blame it.

He was practicing for his part in the upcoming sequel to "Snakes on a Plane".

Zooming the the interstate probably gave him a adrenaline rush

He was pretending to drive a standard. Don't take his fun away.

Now op, never ever tell a man what to do with his penis. NEVER

He was just trying to show you how to use your hand properly in a stick shift, OP because obviously you're doing it wrong!! Give the man credit for trying to help you out!

you should have 'put it away' for him! ydi

she should of bent over and sucked it!

39- Stop being a prickhead. ;D

what's wrong with road head??? she's his wife.

Hey, StuuPididoiot, I think we will be great friends!!!

He wanted you to head south if you know what I mean

Why would anyone want to go to the south?

Head = bj South = lower region Head + South = Sexy time

In the literal, nonsexual sense, the South US is the best place to be (minus the heat but it's bad everywhere this year).

Not in Seattle. 70s all week :)! And I just recently visited San Fransisco. 60s and 70s! w00t w00t.

I'm headed back home to Texas Wednesday to the 108 everyday. Woohoo getting up to work horses at 4:30am!

i live in the south and its 110• today

How the hell did a post about a guys penis, turn into comments about states?! Talk about change of topic! Lol

people are generally nicer in the south

and more rasict. and they have funny accents!

this fml is to good to be ruined by a shittyy comment from me

You sure it was your husband? Hahah

I think you forgot the words "that put it away?" At least that's what I'm hoping

No, it was the neighbor.

Na, it was the pool cleaner.

Or one of your guys moms

Yes of course because our mom's have penises

That was for 40 and 55

Ha alright. At least you're not trying to pull it off as sarcasm

If a man can't have his penis out on the interstate then where can he have his penis out?! A world where a man can't hang out with his wang out while driving high speeds is a world I don't want to live in

So it is said.. So it shall be done!

I'm pretty sure its in the Constituition. The right to bare arms and stuff like that.

Well you're no fun.

More of ride the ol stick shift ;P

Hopefully you know how to drive the ol' stick shift.