By Anothernametaken - 18/11/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, while working the drive-through at Mcdonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" And throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML
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U got professionally trolled. Be honored.

tylersign 11

He's gonna change his clothes and come back to order a chocolate one.


Let me guess your comment was, FIRST!!!!

I hope he paid first, they usually make u pay first at drive thru's But lol what a character

U got professionally trolled. Be honored.

Buttsexpirate 9

Thats when I pull an Anthony Anderson and yell "Come on, let's burn this motherfucker down!" and run out the restaurant.

^ Harold and Kumar reference. WIN.

xoconnie 8

lmao that is really funny! not you getting vanilla milkshake on you, but the image it puts in my mind hahahahahah, its alright OP. it was obviously nothing personal lol

ImFrackinBored 13

Am I the only one wondering where number 1 is?

mattmadden 0

I know what I'm doing later... Thanks OP.

Probably in the toilet... Where else would you do a #1?

I remember this prank off CKY.

Mayjay122 7

*insert sexual comment here*

MagicGiraffe 12

What a waste of a delicious shake, considering now they're topped with whip cream and a cherry...

shybear15 0

Well they just paid to cover you in a milkshake

Because trolling is a great excuse to commit assault. Fuck anyone who thinks its okay to do this kind of bullshit to people who have done -nothing- to deserve it. At least a few of these morons have been caught on security cameras and arrested for this shit.

Hey don't worry! Just 'shake' it off.

118 - It's not assault. Hop off your high and mighty throne of godliness. It was a prank. Assinine, but a prank nevertheless.

117 - Not necessarily; some cashiers are required to hand it out first. 134 - It's "asinine". :)

136 - Good call on the spelling. ;) Though, despite some stores requiring employees to hand the shake out first, I think it's really stupid to do so. It's a huge risk they're taking; any customer could drive away without paying that way. If you get the money first you aren't risking that.

I like how op calls him a "gentleman" after what he did lmao

And what a jerk..he could've thrown some fries to go with that shake.. :D

New version of coening?

Jvr91 8

"Ryan and I fight like teenage girls," said Tom Brady, speaking of backup QB Ryan Mallet. "We are always slapping each other around and wrestling and slap boxing and messing around with each other in the weight room. And so I decided to take that to the next level. And we were messing around in the quarterback room one day and he walked in with a milkshake, and I kind of put my foot by the door, and I kicked the door and the milkshake splashed up and went all over him. So he sat down, and I was laughing. So I said give me the towel, because I wanted to clean up the wall. So I threw the towel at his face, and it had shake all over it. He had a little shake in his mouth and he spit it all over me."

JustinThunder 8

134 - From the information that has been given, an assault took place. It doesn't matter if it is a prank or not.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and their like; its better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours, I could teach you, but I'd have to charge!

201 - You're an idiot. they're* incorrect semi colon use* it's* too many commas* shitty song*

213- So you have nothing better to do than be a grammar Nazi? :) Clearly you have no life.

217 - So you have nothing better to do than recite shitty song lyrics from a shitty song, while littering them with spelling mistakes?

Torva_fml 16

150-What the fuck, this doesn't even make sense? Are you fucking stupid? God damn it... Get the fuck off....

smileydancer92 2


189 Yep im so glad its strating to catch up ^^

BoredReader88 5

#150 the saddest thing about your shitty comment is the fact that your profile picture is a Giant and a Bear yet you are talking about the Patriots.

third! lol trolled

Congratulations!!!!! ( sarcasm by the way )

NotMuchLuck 0


hamncheeseinit 6

FYL for working at mcdonalds

It's not coning, coning is when you order ice cream and hold it. By the ice cream


47 - It's the money that counts, at least he has a job.

MagicGiraffe 12

69- it's actually called "Fire in the hole"

omgcookeys 15

No, it's called being a douche.

SimpleMinds_fml 7

No. Coning is bullshit that a bunch of tools do.. Oh you grabbed the ice cream the wrong way and now your hand is covered in ice cream, you sure got me! No, screaming 'fire in the hole' while throwing a fresh milkshake in my face... prank well done, sir.

That sounds like a variation of "coning."

it was actually way before coning. fire in the hole is really old now. still funny though.

JurassicHole 5

That's not funny, it's a complete dick move. Someone's just working to earn some money and a douche decides to throw a shake at them? Fucking childish.

omgcookeys 15

29, it's not funny if you're the one covered in milkshake.

Have fun with life geez

chickenwalrus 14

they did this on tosh.o, haha im guessing thats where the guy who did it got it from.

Much older than coning. And YDI for messing up my order all the time.

Did he drive off screaming "TROLOLOL"?

He definitely should have!

Holy God, that would have made this xml wayyyy funnier.

It's a sad day indeed when someone even manages to spell FML wrong...

tylersign 11

He's gonna change his clothes and come back to order a chocolate one.

I like how at the end op's like "I was covered in vanilla shake," like NO SHIT! I thought they missed and you were still complaining about it!

jillianmathers12 13


dompa2011 0


hennessy89 34

Doesn't sound worth the $5 or so to buy the shake. FYL

xaviiboo 9

Who the devil pays $5 for a regular vanilla milkshake?? Where they do that at??

melikeyturtles 3

I love how 24 used the phrase "who the devil". i haven't heard that one in awhile.

I've paid that for vanilla milkshakes, but not from fast food. However, it is definitely worth it! I've done this before. SO fun. It and speeding through puddles to splash people.

You sound like a real douche.

TalkinSmack 6

Thanks for admitting to all of us that you are an asshole

mrpipp 0

Guys lighten up. It doesn't hurt anyone, sure it may be annoying but it's a prank. Suck it up. Not like the person did it to personally hurt the OP

61- I think u meant 25 not 24

omgcookeys 15

82, you're a jackass. Why would you do that?! It doesn't seem fun to do that at all! It's just rude!

It may not to seem fun to you, but it is fun for me. My friends and I enjoy being douchebags.

eckert926 0

Haha classic!!