By Anonymous - United States

Do you even lift, bro?

Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML
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I know right? I've never seen a guy lift anything particularly heavy and say "Wow, I want that". Especially at the gym. Guys can do whatever they want to make them feel more attractive, but know that girls very rarely care about how much you bench press or anything like that.

  Cocainee  |  6

You don't get our attention by lifting heavy weights, unless you of course hurt yourself in the process. Maybe next time open the door for a good looking girl, and smile OP.

Chin up though, at least she was kind enough to drive you to the hospital !

  Kn0wledge123  |  21

OP might live in one of those cities where a lot of girls talk about juice heads like they're Greek gods. Be that as if may, I found even women who have physical "standards" or preferences would drop them like a bad habit for a guy who connects with them in other ways. I've seen and experienced it.

He just should've went up and used his words like a normal person instead of trying to be Popeye.

  BradTheBrony  |  19

So you're saying you'd date a dipshit who couldn't figure out the zipper on his pants if he was nice to you?

(Yes, I understand what you meant by "bright." I just like shitting on people's dreams.)