By mynameisnotstupid - 18/03/2016 15:05 - Germany - Munich

Today, while working in a customer service call center, a customer berated me for using a fake name. He said my name is "too stupid" to be real and that no sane person would ever use it. It was my real name. FML
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slingerslasher 24
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I'm so sorry, Mr. Dick Long.

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totallynotemily 25
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What is your name?

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totallynotemily 25
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What is your name?

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Dave_Davington 33
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I'm guessing Mike Hunt.

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thatguy240 27

Ben dover

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ThuNDeY 23
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You're damn right it is.

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LostInTheZone11 29

Better than Mr. Pink.

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Animeisthebest1 14

Francis

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Summaria 10
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I guess it's something like "Suq Madiq" or seeing as it comes from Germany maybe Alfons Hettler

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O_B_A_M_A 15

Mike hawk

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laden_swallow09 34
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Gaylen Faggitt? No, seriously. Some poor guy really was given that name as a child. Dafuq is wrong with parents?

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IDontKnowaName73 17
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I commend you for your whovian-ness

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adamqwertyuiop 7

Mike litoris

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realjojo 11
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Biggus Dickus?

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nodai 13
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Stan Lee, that or Tony Stark. Jemima Maple?

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Xenolythic 14

66 it's Francis

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slingerslasher 24
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I'm so sorry, Mr. Dick Long.

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friedpwnadge 25

Fuck I accidentally down voted. please regard the above comment as having two more upvotes than it appears to have.

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slingerslasher 24
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I appreciate it, Zoidberg

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redscarf_fml 8
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Sorry OP. I'm sure your name isn't stupid, just not the common names the guy was used to

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Farklez 23
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Too bad, Hugh Jass.

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WD_Stevens 22

"Hello, this is Hugh Jass."

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Demon_of_Light 27
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Cook Pu? Is that you?

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Tomryan279 10
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Don't worry the she just jealous her names isn't as cool as yours!!!

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Youtube_Troll 12
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I hate when people do things like this. My name is really easy to say so is my mothers families, but every time we go anywhere people say our names out loud and pronounce them like they have never read a book.

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Talis99 26

Okay, but what name? I work in a call center, too, and it's easy after they show you how to pronounce Aluwhalia and Kamaharenthy and Sengkeyomxay, but not to look at.

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Halfass 8
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Some people are just so insensitive. Cheer up, Satan Johnson.

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PotatoesAndCake 26
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And your name is...? We need a follow-up

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kylo_117 17
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I'm sure things will look up for you Ben Dover

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