By mynameisnotstupid - 18/03/2016 15:05 - Germany - Munich

Today, while working in a customer service call center, a customer berated me for using a fake name. He said my name is "too stupid" to be real and that no sane person would ever use it. It was my real name. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 538
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I'm so sorry, Mr. Dick Long.

What is your name?


What is your name?

I'm guessing Mike Hunt.

thatguy240 27

Ben dover

You're damn right it is.

LostInTheZone11 29

Better than Mr. Pink.

Animeisthebest1 14


I guess it's something like "Suq Madiq" or seeing as it comes from Germany maybe Alfons Hettler

O_B_A_M_A 15

Mike hawk

Gaylen Faggitt? No, seriously. Some poor guy really was given that name as a child. Dafuq is wrong with parents?

I commend you for your whovian-ness

adamqwertyuiop 7

Mike litoris

Biggus Dickus?

Stan Lee, that or Tony Stark. Jemima Maple?

Xenolythic 14

66 it's Francis

I'm so sorry, Mr. Dick Long.

friedpwnadge 25

Fuck I accidentally down voted. please regard the above comment as having two more upvotes than it appears to have.

I appreciate it, Zoidberg

Sorry OP. I'm sure your name isn't stupid, just not the common names the guy was used to

Too bad, Hugh Jass.

WD_Stevens 22

"Hello, this is Hugh Jass."

Cook Pu? Is that you?

Don't worry the she just jealous her names isn't as cool as yours!!!

I hate when people do things like this. My name is really easy to say so is my mothers families, but every time we go anywhere people say our names out loud and pronounce them like they have never read a book.

Talis99 26

Okay, but what name? I work in a call center, too, and it's easy after they show you how to pronounce Aluwhalia and Kamaharenthy and Sengkeyomxay, but not to look at.

Some people are just so insensitive. Cheer up, Satan Johnson.

And your name is...? We need a follow-up

I'm sure things will look up for you Ben Dover