FML : Today, while working in a customer service call center, a customer berated me for using a fake name. He said my name is "too stupid" to be real and that...

Today, while working in a customer service call center, a customer berated me for using a fake name. He said my name is "too stupid" to be real and that no sane person would ever use it. It was my real name. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mynameisnotstupid - / Friday 18 March 2016 15:05 / Germany - Munich

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By slingerslasher | 24

#6562134 - Saturday 19 March 2016 1:18

I'm so sorry, Mr. Dick Long.

By totallynotemily | 25

#6562132 - Saturday 19 March 2016 1:18

What is your name?

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By totallynotemily | 25

#6562132 - Saturday 19 March 2016 1:18

What is your name?

Diarrhea_Volcano | 29

#6562170 - Saturday 19 March 2016 1:47

Mr . White

Dave_Davington | 31

#6562174 - Saturday 19 March 2016 1:48

I'm guessing Mike Hunt.

thatguy240 | 27

#6562176 - Saturday 19 March 2016 1:54

Ben dover

ThuNDeY | 23

#6562178 - Saturday 19 March 2016 1:55

You're damn right it is.

LostInTheZone11 | 26

#6562181 - Saturday 19 March 2016 1:58

Better than Mr. Pink.

h00tzForOsi | 20

#6562197 - Saturday 19 March 2016 2:30

Seymour Asses

Animeisthebest1 | 14

#6562305 - Saturday 19 March 2016 7:35

Francis

Addiepop | 17

#6562355 - Saturday 19 March 2016 8:48

Anita Pea

LyricaSilvan | 29

#6562371 - Saturday 19 March 2016 9:08

Nova Caine?

Summaria | 9

#6562462 - Saturday 19 March 2016 14:25

I guess it's something like "Suq Madiq" or seeing as it comes from Germany maybe Alfons Hettler

O_B_A_M_A | 15

#6562604 - Saturday 19 March 2016 19:09

Mike hawk

rachelthelime_fml | 29

#6562771 - Saturday 19 March 2016 23:21

Eileen Dover

laden_swallow09 | 34

#6562777 - Saturday 19 March 2016 23:34

Gaylen Faggitt?

No, seriously. Some poor guy really was given that name as a child. Dafuq is wrong with parents?

SnowxSakura | 17

#6562844 - Sunday 20 March 2016 1:18

Haywood Jablome

uhmhaicats | 14

#6562879 - Sunday 20 March 2016 2:59

Ajax.?

IDontKnowaName73 | 17

#6562939 - Sunday 20 March 2016 5:01

I commend you for your whovian-ness

adamqwertyuiop | 7

#6563321 - Sunday 20 March 2016 19:52

Mike litoris

realjojo | 11

#6563764 - Monday 21 March 2016 7:22

Biggus Dickus?

nodai | 13

#6564017 - Monday 21 March 2016 15:39

Stan Lee, that or Tony Stark. Jemima Maple?

Xenolythic | 14

#6570939 - Wednesday 30 March 2016 23:45

66 it's Francis

By slingerslasher | 24

#6562134 - Saturday 19 March 2016 1:18

I'm so sorry, Mr. Dick Long.

friedpwnadge | 25

#6562171 - Saturday 19 March 2016 1:47

Fuck I accidentally down voted. please regard the above comment as having two more upvotes than it appears to have.

slingerslasher | 24

#6562212 - Saturday 19 March 2016 3:08

I appreciate it, Zoidberg

MothaTeresa | 18

#6563092 - Sunday 20 March 2016 12:42

Hugh G Rection

By redscarf_fml | 8

#6562135 - Saturday 19 March 2016 1:19

Sorry OP. I'm sure your name isn't stupid, just not the common names the guy was used to

By Farklez | 23

#6562143 - Saturday 19 March 2016 1:23

Too bad, Hugh Jass.

WD_Stevens | 22

#6562541 - Saturday 19 March 2016 16:33

"Hello, this is Hugh Jass."

Demon_of_Light | 27

#6562563 - Saturday 19 March 2016 17:05

Cook Pu? Is that you?

By Kaoticwolf | 17

#6562144 - Saturday 19 March 2016 1:23

hugh janus

By Tomryan279 | 10

#6562146 - Saturday 19 March 2016 1:24

Don't worry the she just jealous her names isn't as cool as yours!!!

By Youtube_Troll | 12

#6562148 - Saturday 19 March 2016 1:28

I hate when people do things like this. My name is really easy to say so is my mothers families, but every time we go anywhere people say our names out loud and pronounce them like they have never read a book.

Talis99 | 26

#6562179 - Saturday 19 March 2016 1:57

Okay, but what name? I work in a call center, too, and it's easy after they show you how to pronounce Aluwhalia and Kamaharenthy and Sengkeyomxay, but not to look at.