By rawr117 - 10/06/2017 04:00

Today, while working at the local paintball place, I noticed a girl without the safety on her paintball gun. I approached and reminded her to put the safety on, to which she replied "Don't worry im not going to shoot you." And then she did. It hit my happy sacks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 964
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I don't think your sacks are happy anymore

I guess that makes them sad sacks now!

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I don't think your sacks are happy anymore

I guess that makes them sad sacks now!

Please, God, please tell me the paint was blue!

Now if that were a real gun....

They're okay now thankfully

Lots of massaging will do that

She is telling you she has a boyfriend.

That's one hell of a way to say so. A simple "I'm taken" would have sufficed.

Your "Happy sacks" ?? Are you like 12 or something?

From my experience of gaming with 12 year olds, trust me when I say they come up with way more colourful/vulgar terms than "happy sacks"

"...and that's how I met your mother ...and why we adopted you"

I hope you had her kicked out for that.

Some women: Ditzy. Cute. Careless. 1 love.

That's what you get for "Mansplaining"