FML : Today, while working at Starbucks, a man came in and placed his order. I made his drink, topped it with whipped cream, and put the lid on. Some cream was...

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Today, while working at Starbucks, a man came in and placed his order. I made his drink, topped it with whipped cream, and put the lid on. Some cream was seeping out of the top. He looked at me and said, "Good... you left a nipple..." and slowly licked it off. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 9 March 2013 06:06 / United States

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By LemonandLime | 13

#5398123 - Saturday 9 March 2013 01:19

So did you get his number?

By UnidentifiedFun | 37

#5398116 - Saturday 9 March 2013 01:15

That is absolutely disturbing, there are some creepy people out there...

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By UnidentifiedFun | 37

#5398116 - Saturday 9 March 2013 01:15

That is absolutely disturbing, there are some creepy people out there...

cuddly_scorpion | 4

#5398173 - Saturday 9 March 2013 01:59

Calling it a nipple is just really freakin weird.

jazzy_123 | 20

#5398321 - Saturday 9 March 2013 04:36

This made me cringe when i read it. Then i lol'd a little ha.

izzie321 | 27

#5638320 - Thursday 22 August 2013 07:53

I would've dropped to the ground laughing..

By Nadinya | 1

#5398121 - Saturday 9 March 2013 01:18

Ewww that's really disturbing...

wlddog | 14

#5398230 - Saturday 9 March 2013 03:19

Oh come on!!!!! She left me a nipple of cream. It looked exactly like a nipple. Like she sculpted it with a mold. It had a nipple ring and everything. The other girl behind the counter laughed, and she didn't mind when I left a "big tip" either. That is the last time I go to her store naked.

By LemonandLime | 13

#5398123 - Saturday 9 March 2013 01:19

So did you get his number?

LeafsGuy92 | 10

#5399223 - Sunday 10 March 2013 08:26

Kinda like the ISP repair man deal.. Right?

gc327072 | 29

#5399619 - Sunday 10 March 2013 04:59

Really 52?

fidoyal | 12

#5400895 - Monday 11 March 2013 01:09

i see what you did there #50

By anythingmustbe | 18

#5398133 - Saturday 9 March 2013 01:23

There is no use crying over spilled milk. This sort of thing happens to people everyday. It is time to wake up and smell the coffee move on with your life. The guy obviously does not have a lick of sense. This FML was the cream of the crop for me.

gc327072 | 29

#5399624 - Sunday 10 March 2013 05:00

Your grammar has improved! I guess now you won't get… roasted for it.

By oj101 | 33

#5398135 - Saturday 9 March 2013 01:24

I would give him a good Frappe if I were you.

By Pleonasm | 31

#5398136 - Saturday 9 March 2013 01:24

That must have scared the crappucino out of you.

oj101 | 33

#5398170 - Saturday 9 March 2013 01:58

Yes, a grande one. No wait, a Venti one.

By Lionesse | 15

#5398142 - Saturday 9 March 2013 01:27

You meet the weirdest people at Starbucks. No joke.

DocBastard | 38

#5398209 - Saturday 9 March 2013 02:39

You misspelled "Walmart".

Lionesse | 15

#5398306 - Saturday 9 March 2013 04:24

I avoid Walmart altogether Doc. Walmart has permanently been removed from my vocabulary on the account that I can never walk into one and have a normal shopping day.

By nnnope | 26

#5398148 - Saturday 9 March 2013 01:33

sounds like a guy with a great sense of humor. lighten up, OP. :P

natsaysheyyy | 16

#5398902 - Sunday 10 March 2013 02:46

Sounds more like a guy who likes to sexually harass women.

klutz44 | 28

#5400671 - Monday 11 March 2013 07:11

If creepiness is part of a great sense of humor

nnnope | 26

#5410684 - Monday 18 March 2013 11:15

I'm failing to see how the word "nipple" counts as sexual harassment.

By ALlamaOnFire | 20

#5398176 - Saturday 9 March 2013 01:59

That is now one of the many reasons why I will never work in Starbucks. Also, all of these coffee puns remind me of an episode of the Regular Show (is there anyone else out there that watches children's TV) :')

gabbybmo | 5

#5398198 - Saturday 9 March 2013 02:27

I love regular show

Voij | 16

#5398380 - Saturday 9 March 2013 05:28

Does MLP count as "children's TV"? And what about Spongebob? Phineas & Ferb?

honestjane | 16

#5398690 - Saturday 9 March 2013 10:12

Fiiist puuump!

By PipingMouse | 14

#5398179 - Saturday 9 March 2013 02:04

And the award for the creepiest costumer goes to....him. Never heard a sexual innuendo that had to do with coffee. He either deserves a reward (if joking), or a slap.