By Anonymous - United States
Today, while working at Starbucks, a man came in and placed his order. I made his drink, topped it with whipped cream, and put the lid on. Some cream was seeping out of the top. He looked at me and said, "Good... you left a nipple..." and slowly licked it off. FML
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  wlddog  |  14

Oh come on!!!!!
She left me a nipple of cream. It looked exactly like a nipple. Like she sculpted it with a mold. It had a nipple ring and everything. The other girl behind the counter laughed, and she didn't mind when I left a "big tip" either.
That is the last time I go to her store naked.

By  anythingmustbe  |  18

There is no use crying over spilled milk. This sort of thing happens to people everyday. It is time to wake up and smell the coffee move on with your life. The guy obviously does not have a lick of sense. This FML was the cream of the crop for me.

  Lionesse  |  15

I avoid Walmart altogether Doc. Walmart has permanently been removed from my vocabulary on the account that I can never walk into one and have a normal shopping day.

By  ALlamaOnFire  |  20

That is now one of the many reasons why I will never work in Starbucks.
Also, all of these coffee puns remind me of an episode of the Regular Show (is there anyone else out there that watches children's TV) :')

By  PipingMouse  |  14

And the award for the creepiest costumer goes to....him. Never heard a sexual innuendo that had to do with coffee. He either deserves a reward (if joking), or a slap.