That is absolutely disturbing, there are some creepy people out there...

Calling it a nipple is just really freakin weird.

This made me cringe when i read it. Then i lol'd a little ha.

I would've dropped to the ground laughing..

Ewww that's really disturbing...

Oh come on!!!!!
She left me a nipple of cream. It looked exactly like a nipple. Like she sculpted it with a mold. It had a nipple ring and everything. The other girl behind the counter laughed, and she didn't mind when I left a "big tip" either.
That is the last time I go to her store naked.

So did you get his number?

Kinda like the ISP repair man deal.. Right?

Really 52?

i see what you did there #50

There is no use crying over spilled milk. This sort of thing happens to people everyday. It is time to wake up and smell the coffee move on with your life. The guy obviously does not have a lick of sense. This FML was the cream of the crop for me.

Your grammar has improved! I guess now you won't get… roasted for it.

I would give him a good Frappe if I were you.

That must have scared the crappucino out of you.

Yes, a grande one. No wait, a Venti one.

You meet the weirdest people at Starbucks. No joke.

You misspelled "Walmart".

I avoid Walmart altogether Doc. Walmart has permanently been removed from my vocabulary on the account that I can never walk into one and have a normal shopping day.

sounds like a guy with a great sense of humor. lighten up, OP. :P

Sounds more like a guy who likes to sexually harass women.

If creepiness is part of a great sense of humor

I'm failing to see how the word "nipple" counts as sexual harassment.

That is now one of the many reasons why I will never work in Starbucks.
Also, all of these coffee puns remind me of an episode of the Regular Show (is there anyone else out there that watches children's TV) :')

I love regular show

Does MLP count as "children's TV"? And what about Spongebob? Phineas & Ferb?

Fiiist puuump!

And the award for the creepiest costumer goes to....him. Never heard a sexual innuendo that had to do with coffee. He either deserves a reward (if joking), or a slap.

Clearly you've never watched Eddie Izzard then... "I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong...with a spoon in them!"

I hate it when people think customer is spelled costumer