FML : Today, while working at my truck stop, I helped a trucker check his tires. He seemed like a pretty nice guy, and we chatted for a bit. After he took off...

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Today, while working at my truck stop, I helped a trucker check his tires. He seemed like a pretty nice guy, and we chatted for a bit. After he took off and I walked back inside, I went to clean the shower he was in before. Turns out he took a shit on the floor. His wife had been in there with him. FML

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By truckstopworker - / Thursday 27 April 2017 02:00 /

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By Druu | 53

#7445030 - Thursday 27 April 2017 02:33

Looks like he was only there to drop off a load before picking up more cargo.

By awildwhisper | 28

#7445027 - Thursday 27 April 2017 02:27

What is wrong with people??

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By jaydawg69 | 6

#7445023 - Thursday 27 April 2017 02:17

Shit

By awildwhisper | 28

#7445027 - Thursday 27 April 2017 02:27

What is wrong with people??

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Dave_Davington | 27

#7445213 - Thursday 27 April 2017 01:10

Loose bowels, apparently.

By Druu | 53

#7445030 - Thursday 27 April 2017 02:33

Looks like he was only there to drop off a load before picking up more cargo.

By Glowworm56 | 21

#7445037 - Thursday 27 April 2017 02:55

Looks like someone had to make a pit stop.

By Little Richard | 10

#7445071 - Thursday 27 April 2017 05:18

How do you know it wasn't the wife who took the dump?

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