By ugh.. - 9/8/2009 15:27 - United States
Today, while working at my life guard job, I noticed a girl bouncing on one foot over to the pool. Afraid she would trip, I whistled at her and harshly yelled "NO running or messing around on the pool deck!" She removed her towel, revealing her legs. Or leg, she only had one. FML
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  scholmo88  |  0

Yeah, im a lifeguard and unless your dumb, you'd have known! If she was wearing a towel you'd notice that her leg would be caught up in it! Making a visible bulge! I think this is a fake FML

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Rag on his grammar all you would like to, he does have a point. Although, I wouldn't jump to the assumption that it's a fake FML, as lifeguards DO tend to shout things like that without thinking. I've had to yell 'No running' so many times, it's a monotonous reflex, now.