Today, while working as a teacher at a daycare, a two year-old girl decided the best way to share that she had pooped was to reach in her diaper and attempt to hand some to me. FML
Two-year-olds aren't assholes. If the child threw the poop at someone or smeared it into the carpet, then it's understandable to think the child is mean. Sadly, this child may do this at home because the parents don't pay enough attention when she needs to poop or just pooped.
I forgot that people take FML commentary so seriously... I'm not a moron, obviously children that age can't be blamed for their actions unless it's purely out of spite.
Yeah that kids smart. At 2 I would poop my diaper and bawl my eyes out. According to my mom I only reached into my diaper and did "poopoo drawings from 3-5". Lol. At least the kid is smart enough to not draw with it like I did.
I think they were trying to point out the pun. Shit can be meant in two ways. So I'm fine with the quotation marks (all the most people would get it without) but the extra sentence in brackets? NO idea why that's needed.