Today, while watching the Olympics, my father found it completely necessary to make a farting sound every single time an athlete jumps or bends over. This will be a very long few weeks. FML
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MrLuvinmalife
| 6
Your dad is awesome!!
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sirsquab
| 12
I first read it as he farts anytime an athlete farts or jumps over and thought, WTF, how does he fart so much.
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flashback.miss
| 28
Going for the golden....cheese.
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Zya_fml
| 8
What?
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MagicGiraffe
| 12
There's gotta be a better way to mix an
Olympic joke and a fart jokes.
Olympic joke and a fart jokes.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
All I can think of:
Jumping hurdles to avoid the gurgle
Swimming laps can cause the splats
Jumping hurdles to avoid the gurgle
Swimming laps can cause the splats
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
You can't blame me for trying.
Let's see you come up with a good one! >:V
Let's see you come up with a good one! >:V
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legitkitty
| 11
No offense 1, but that's not funny or clever at all.
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Ch0sen
| 13
Phelps's secret is actually his ultrasonic farts. More beans, and he would have won that first race.
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slurshies
| 11
screw being like 7 feet tall and having flipper feet, all you need is beans!
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Ch0sen
| 13
I tell you, form got nothing on farts
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starbucksguy
| 16
#1 you're going for the golden fail
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megpie20693
| 11
Just go to a different room. But my family is weird too, don't let it get you down.
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_duhastmich
| 11
Not everyone has televisions in every room of their house..
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Pandacupcakelove
| 26
20- who says he has to watch TV... I would be happy doing pretty much anything if the alternative was to watch the olympics while my dad was making fart sounds...
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_duhastmich
| 11
40 - that's true. Anyway he could just google the results if he was really curious.
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onlychildFTW
| 33
Or he could watch it only. Most TV networks stream that stuff online now. All you need is Internet and a computer, which almost everyone has at least 1 of now a days.
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killdozer1
| 2
I don't think it was OP's dad. It's likea cattle farm in london right now...
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MrLuvinmalife
| 6
Your dad is awesome!!
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zandalee
| 19
At least he is funny! Not nearly enough laughter in this world!!
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AugustBurnsToast
| 14
I immediately thought of OP's dad as Peter Griffin lol. Pffft, heyahhahaha
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chatoyant_fml
| 12
#50 my first thought too hah!
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momolee
| 4
If the Olympics had a farting game, your father would win the golden medal.
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Kajol123
| 5
I say join him. Don't let him have all the fun.
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kay71095
| 9
You have no sense of humor if you think that's an FML, OP.
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folfg0
| 12
If you really want it to stop, then do something to out gross him.
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DAN_THA_GR8
| 12
sounds like a cool dad
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Likian5
| 26
Best keep the windows open :D
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hockeychicl003
| 6
he's not actually farting, just making the noises
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slurshies
| 11
hehe raising the roof... in two different ways :P
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Braxton_84
| 3
I do the same thing to members of my family. Your dad is a boss.
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
Might make the Olympics better.
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calilovesneb
| 12
The Olympics are amazing. Have some pride in your country.
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Blackmail111
| 9
For me, the olympics aren't amazing. I don't really care about sports events. There's probably other people who feel the same way but that's just me.
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dead_insects
| 18
24-someone can have plenty of pride in their country without watching an endless array of sports... the two aren't correlated
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Trisha_aus
| 15
I like the concept and all but I can't possibly spend so much time in front of the tv watching competitions I'm not too thrilled about, some are great, some are a bore..it's about personal choice not pride.
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sirsquab
| 12
I first read it as he farts anytime an athlete farts or jumps over and thought, WTF, how does he fart so much.
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alexnoyle
| 12
He makes a farting SOUND. Read next time before you comment
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Legendoflaw
| 4
91- You dumb ass, they said "At first." YOU need to read before commenting.
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zandalee
| 19
And a very fun few weeks! I love the Olympics!!
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
Be sure to point out the trail of bubbles in the Olympic swimming pool.
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99megster
| 15
He's definitely gonna end up sharting his pants.
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_duhastmich
| 11
Reread the FML please.
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99megster
| 15
Oooooh it says farting "noise"... I thought it meant he literally farted everytime haha :p