Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML
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SP63_fml
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It's a good thing your wrist didn't break, because that's all the action you're going to be getting for a LONG time.
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CFR
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Not really cute, no... so how pissed is she?
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pikachu_01
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Aww, that sucks dude. Ouchh...
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F_U_GUY
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Gay
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LMAO58
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quite
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HahaYDI
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...why add that end part, it was funny until that last sentence, that just ruined it.
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NEWTROLLINTOWN
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I replied to #1 to get higher up, it was totaly worth it.
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ScoobyDoo22
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I'm honored
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NEWTROLLINTOWN
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Good, you should be.
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chih
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new sentence. epic...
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NicoleIAm
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Haha I laughed at the last sentence.
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flakes_fml
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ydi for using the bathroom
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ispeakart
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suckss
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CFR
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Not really cute, no... so how pissed is she?
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OneOnJuanAction
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Probably a lot
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AmpulexCompressa
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These are the sorts of things you practice beforehand.
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chippa
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Hahah, sucks, man. Be more careful next time. ;)
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aznboytellem
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sing her a song. and she'll feel better :P
and also kiss that booboo of hers. :D
and also kiss that booboo of hers. :D
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repyourcliche
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Was that a euphemism?
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natsumosam92
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a euphemism is when you make something that is offensive, less offensive
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chinolatino
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Not very cute... sorry.
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SP63_fml
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It's a good thing your wrist didn't break, because that's all the action you're going to be getting for a LONG time.
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kahru1
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you sir, deserve more thumbs up...thumb ups? upsy thumbs? positive feedback
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GGnoRe
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You fail at being Ninja >:(
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fatema_is_effed
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#10 explains everything im thinking.
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ElMundio87
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Here's a rule of thumb: if you think something that you do is "cute", it probably isn't