FML : Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch...

Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Idiot - / Saturday 22 August 2009 18:44 / United States

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By SP63_fml | 0

#507944 - Saturday 22 August 2009 23:32

It's a good thing your wrist didn't break, because that's all the action you're going to be getting for a LONG time.

By CFR | 0

#507933 - Saturday 22 August 2009 23:29

Not really cute, no... so how pissed is she?

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By pikachu_01 | 0

#507924 - Saturday 22 August 2009 23:27

Aww, that sucks dude. Ouchh...

F_U_GUY | 0

#507926 - Saturday 22 August 2009 23:28

Gay

LMAO58 | 0

#507976 - Saturday 22 August 2009 23:46

quite

HahaYDI | 0

#508042 - Sunday 23 August 2009 0:14

...why add that end part, it was funny until that last sentence, that just ruined it.

NEWTROLLINTOWN | 0

#508094 - Sunday 23 August 2009 0:41

I replied to #1 to get higher up, it was totaly worth it.

ScoobyDoo22 | 0

#508099 - Sunday 23 August 2009 0:44

I'm honored

NEWTROLLINTOWN | 0

#508106 - Sunday 23 August 2009 0:47

Good, you should be.

chih | 0

#817253 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 2:00

new sentence. epic...
-.-

NicoleIAm | 0

#873804 - Saturday 20 February 2010 1:08

Haha I laughed at the last sentence.

flakes_fml | 0

#972362 - Thursday 1 April 2010 3:05

ydi for using the bathroom

By ispeakart | 0

#507931 - Saturday 22 August 2009 23:29

suckss

By CFR | 0

#507933 - Saturday 22 August 2009 23:29

Not really cute, no... so how pissed is she?

OneOnJuanAction | 22

#6594109 - Sunday 1 May 2016 20:09

Probably a lot

By AmpulexCompressa | 0

#507934 - Saturday 22 August 2009 23:30

These are the sorts of things you practice beforehand.

By chippa | 24

#507938 - Saturday 22 August 2009 23:31

Hahah, sucks, man. Be more careful next time. ;)

By aznboytellem | 0

#507940 - Saturday 22 August 2009 23:32

sing her a song. and she'll feel better :P
and also kiss that booboo of hers. :D

repyourcliche | 0

#508046 - Sunday 23 August 2009 0:16

Was that a euphemism?

natsumosam92 | 0

#515246 - Wednesday 26 August 2009 0:51

a euphemism is when you make something that is offensive, less offensive

By chinolatino | 0

#507941 - Saturday 22 August 2009 23:32

Not very cute... sorry.

By SP63_fml | 0

#507944 - Saturday 22 August 2009 23:32

It's a good thing your wrist didn't break, because that's all the action you're going to be getting for a LONG time.

kahru1 | 9

#4998328 - Wednesday 3 October 2012 8:51

you sir, deserve more thumbs up...thumb ups? upsy thumbs? positive feedback

By GGnoRe | 0

#507948 - Saturday 22 August 2009 23:33

You fail at being Ninja >:(

fatema_is_effed | 0

#508794 - Sunday 23 August 2009 6:16

#10 explains everything im thinking.

By ElMundio87 | 0

#507960 - Saturday 22 August 2009 23:37

Here's a rule of thumb: if you think something that you do is "cute", it probably isn't

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