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Oh yeah the shock of getting hit by the car and the extreme pain one gets from the hit is just so insignificant that it is possible to flip the driver off. Bravo #1! Also what is flipping off supposed to do to a drunk driver?

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  MrSassypants  |  31

17 since we're sharing stories, (this is most likely a YDI story) I was strolling down the street (in a shopping cart. What? I was bored.) when a car almost hit me. She then rolled down her window and started yelling at me "If I hit you, I would've sued you for getting blood on my car." She then started driving away saying "Punkass, dumbass, wanna be a whiteass." (I guess the white ass part was because white people do stupid things or something. I'm hispanic btw.) I didn't submit the FML though because nothing really bad happened.

By  beachchick9498  |  5

Well move out of peoples way!!!

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  ktateprado  |  0

Brilliant!

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  YacL  |  15

Hi, Dave, I hope you could get to know FML and realize that it's NOT a dating site, and even if you aren't trying to hook up, they made the PM system for a reason. If you're on a phone, then please try to keep comments like this to yourself.

By  Jennifra  |  0

Well us drivers have to get places! Jokes.

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  Noob30  |  0

It really only takes a few seconds to read a comment, and probably half a minute or so to type a reply. How much of that time was actually valuable to you?

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  CryMoreFMLs  |  14

Is it really that hard to spell "road"? Rode is a completely different word with different meanings and spelling. C'mon girl, I know my generation is smarter then that.

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