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Rule #1 of a bear attack: You don't have to be the fastest, just not the slowest.
Really. Then you all are pussies. A man should take care of his women if a person or animal comes at them. If you disagree you are a bitch and should run. Yes women are equal yada yada but it's true most men are more powerful and should defend their women. You all are like the rest of america and are afraid to hurt someone's feelings. Same problem with our country.
Me more powerful man, me defend woman from noise in woods. Me drag her back to cave. Oh please. There wasn't even a threat; loud noises happen in the woods, trees fall. Anyways, girl could clearly take care of herself. Chill, we get it, you're a tough manly man.
Your point which isn't what I was trying to make first of all. The point is that a man should protect their girlfriend, wife, female from harm. It's called chivalry. Apparently not many men have these days from what I see. And the women that trash talk are the first ones to slam a man if he didn't protect her. If the role was reversed in this fml then women would be bashing the man for running. Can't have it both ways.
Actually I'd be pissed off of me and my partner didn't fight the evil imaginary threat together. He would shoot it in the face with our homemade flame thrower whilst I'd run behind it and set a trip wipe so it'd fall over and then we could escape together as equals. Boom.
So very thoughtful haha. But really, people can react impulsively under terror or flight/fight situations.
True, I'm very flightly and would leave my friends in the dust if something scares me. I remember one time I was in a small cave tunnel with a friend and I was in front and she was crawling behind me. Heard a sound that sounded like claws scratching and I hightailed it out of there.