By owmyfoot - 24/02/2014 02:22 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while walking barefoot through my house, I saw something shine on the floor across the hallway. Curious as to what it was, I rubbed my foot across the carpet to feel it. It wasn't until it was deeply lodged in my foot did I realize it was an open safety pin. FML
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jnanderson 16
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"Hey, there's a thin shiny thing on the floor, maybe if I step on it, I'll know what it is!" -OP

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ZY1431 24

well thats just a safe thing to do...

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ZY1431 24

well thats just a safe thing to do...

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drayloon 50

Safety first

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SirGmoney 9

Brains first.

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jtthegr8 26
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You could have just looked. I mean if you really wanted to know what it was.

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jnanderson 16
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"Hey, there's a thin shiny thing on the floor, maybe if I step on it, I'll know what it is!" -OP

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Morqan_Freeman 14
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And that is why I wear socks... and slippers. So I can step on anything in my path, without fear or mercy for what I shall stomp.

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greeneyebeauty9 28
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There's not much a sock can do in this case. When I've stepped on something pointy and sharp before, my sock didn't do me much justice.

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Voij 16
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At least we now know where the OP got the idea: "Hmm... this animal looks dangerous. I should poke it with a stick!" - Steve Irwin

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beaglegal 42
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God wears slippers?

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GiovanniPaisa 8

Wasn't the smartest thing you ever did OP..YDI

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Sangue0608 26
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or maybe it was

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DocDrose 20
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omg OUCH! put some antiseptic on that and go get yourself a lollipop!

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Bano360 25
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Not so safety pin

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Bano360 25
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New super villain?

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sonictardis 8
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who would be his nemesis, band aid man? this is horrible, please ignore it.

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equitationbound 22

I'm sorry but why would you rub your bare foot on an object to see what it was? It's not that hard to bend down and look.

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mollyjynxjax 28
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Also, shiny tends to mean sharp as far as small objects on the floor go, whether it's glass, a safety pin, a sewing needle etc

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chutney_02 22
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Your carpet was only giving you a free acupuncture session

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greeneyebeauty9 28
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Oooorrr you could just bend down and see what the item was. The first thing I think of when I see something shiny on the floor is a thumb tack or some change. To be safe, I definitely wouldn't have put my foot near it. So, YDI.

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