FML : Today, while walking barefoot through my house, I saw something shine on the floor across the hallway. Curious as to what it was, I rubbed my foot across...

Today, while walking barefoot through my house, I saw something shine on the floor across the hallway. Curious as to what it was, I rubbed my foot across the carpet to feel it. It wasn't until it was deeply lodged in my foot did I realize it was an open safety pin. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By owmyfoot / Monday 24 February 2014 02:22 / United States - Sacramento

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By jnanderson | 16

#5867246 - Monday 24 February 2014 9:14

"Hey, there's a thin shiny thing on the floor, maybe if I step on it, I'll know what it is!"
-OP

By ZY1431 | 24

#5867241 - Monday 24 February 2014 9:12

well thats just a safe thing to do...

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By ZY1431 | 24

#5867241 - Monday 24 February 2014 9:12

well thats just a safe thing to do...

By drayloon | 50

#5867243 - Monday 24 February 2014 9:12

Safety first

SirGmoney | 9

#5868075 - Tuesday 25 February 2014 3:15

Brains first.

By jtthegr8 | 26

#5867245 - Monday 24 February 2014 9:14

You could have just looked. I mean if you really wanted to know what it was.

By jnanderson | 16

#5867246 - Monday 24 February 2014 9:14

"Hey, there's a thin shiny thing on the floor, maybe if I step on it, I'll know what it is!"
-OP

Morqan_Freeman | 14

#5867263 - Monday 24 February 2014 9:26

And that is why I wear socks... and slippers. So I can step on anything in my path, without fear or mercy for what I shall stomp.

greeneyebeauty9 | 28

#5867270 - Monday 24 February 2014 9:32

There's not much a sock can do in this case. When I've stepped on something pointy and sharp before, my sock didn't do me much justice.

Voij | 16

#5867285 - Monday 24 February 2014 10:06

At least we now know where the OP got the idea:
"Hmm... this animal looks dangerous. I should poke it with a stick!" - Steve Irwin

beaglegal | 42

#5867372 - Monday 24 February 2014 13:26

God wears slippers?

By GiovanniPaisa | 8

#5867247 - Monday 24 February 2014 9:14

Wasn't the smartest thing you ever did OP..YDI

Sangue0608 | 26

#5867319 - Monday 24 February 2014 11:32

or maybe it was

By DocDrose | 20

#5867249 - Monday 24 February 2014 9:15

omg OUCH! put some antiseptic on that and go get yourself a lollipop!

By Bano360 | 25

#5867250 - Monday 24 February 2014 9:16

Not so safety pin

glabberfasted | 16

#5867288 - Monday 24 February 2014 10:12

Danger pin

Bano360 | 25

#5867612 - Monday 24 February 2014 18:39

New super villain?

sonictardis | 8

#5867728 - Monday 24 February 2014 20:09

who would be his nemesis, band aid man?

this is horrible, please ignore it.

By equitationbound | 22

#5867251 - Monday 24 February 2014 9:16

I'm sorry but why would you rub your bare foot on an object to see what it was? It's not that hard to bend down and look.

mollyjynxjax | 28

#5867295 - Monday 24 February 2014 10:34

Also, shiny tends to mean sharp as far as small objects on the floor go, whether it's glass, a safety pin, a sewing needle etc

By chutney_02 | 22

#5867252 - Monday 24 February 2014 9:17

Your carpet was only giving you a free acupuncture session

By greeneyebeauty9 | 28

#5867255 - Monday 24 February 2014 9:18

Oooorrr you could just bend down and see what the item was. The first thing I think of when I see something shiny on the floor is a thumb tack or some change. To be safe, I definitely wouldn't have put my foot near it. So, YDI.