By estranger - 3/1/2014 22:36 - United States
Today, while visiting my grandparents, my grandpa decided to explain to me the real reason that the old sofa I was sitting on had always been so discolored. He says they were bleach stains left while cleaning up the mess made during my father's conception. FML
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They must've reenacted the scene from 9 1/2 Yards

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  SammyS2012  |  21

what are you talking about? brain bleach is very helpful? just pour some on and your unsightly memories will disappear forever!

... and maybe your consciousness as well, but whatever.