By estranger - 03/01/2014 22:36 - United States

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Today, while visiting my grandparents, my grandpa decided to explain to me the real reason that the old sofa I was sitting on had always been so discolored. He says they were bleach stains left while cleaning up the mess made during my father's conception. FML
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onealmxwilson 18

Hey be thankful it's clean. He could have just left the stains on there

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TyT63 12

I thought this was going in a different direction

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onealmxwilson 18

Hey be thankful it's clean. He could have just left the stains on there

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foe1 7
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Or he could've got a new couch after all of those years

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UnluckyGenius 21

Why would you want to get rid that couch? Such fond memories!

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TyT63 12

I thought this was going in a different direction

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docphilsman 15
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That was the direction I thought it was going

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\ 28

They must've reenacted the scene from 9 1/2 Yards

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rockne93 17

How old is that couch??? Damn lol

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vb68_fml 28

I don't believe what the grandpa said, I think he was just playing a joke on his grandson. Old people humour...

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KrazieKleo 13
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Granddaughter not grandson. :)

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SonOfAMitch 14
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Are you kidding me?! That's disgusting! Everyone knows you use lemon juice to get out stains!

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mcr2000 11
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um I dont see the problem I guess he should of bought a new chair though

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SonOfAMitch 14
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Wouldn't mind sitting in stains of your dad's contraception, hm?

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sunshine41196 12
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#8 huge difference between conception and contraception! get your words right!

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SonOfAMitch 14
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Oh shit, autocorrect! Sorry guys!

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Clay_Pidgeon 11
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nice save...nice save....*shakes head of approval*

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duhhspammerx3 16
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At least he was honest!

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emirie 21

I don't know, I feel like OP could've gone about the rest of his life without knowing that.

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chocolatefrog28 29

You may want to invest in some bleach for the stains that memory leaves on your brain, OP. Ouch!

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rockne93 17

Something tells me bleach on the brain could go wrong

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SammyS2012 21
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what are you talking about? brain bleach is very helpful? just pour some on and your unsightly memories will disappear forever! ... and maybe your consciousness as well, but whatever.

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paigexox0 37
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At least they cleaned it?

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olpally 32

That's fucking disgusting. Ugh, go out drinking and try to forget he ever said that.

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zandalee 19
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Olpally please try to remember this advice next time you make love on the couch. You never have? You haven't lived!

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cmayer 20
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Well I mean if you're making such a mess that you have to use bleach to clean it up, you might have a problem.

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emilyyy_maryyy 14
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Some things are better left unsaid.

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