Today, while visiting family in Taipei, I came across a large button that said "PUSH" on it. I was curious and pushed it. A deafening alarm then sounded for the next 10 minutes, attracting concerned neighbours and finally a security guard who informed me that I'd pushed a panic button. FML
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MattStro
| 23
Never push a big red button.
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dudeutookhrs
| 24
Did you panic?
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dudeutookhrs
| 24
Did you panic?
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davidpropert
| 32
No I think she shat her pants
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mrjiggles1992
| 18
No they were more alarmed!
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Reayg22
| 1
Like
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Wakachulak
| 22
I wonder what she would of done if there was a roof that said "JUMP" on it?
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Miss_Whipped
| 43
There's no way you didn't deserve this.
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XxDevilxXGt
| 26
The OP did not deserve it. What else does someone do when faced with a big button that says push with no other information? Clearly the only option is to listen to the button.
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gracehi
| 31
Yes. We must obey the button.
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ChristianH39
| 30
Well, if by "someone" you mean someone like OP they obviously would push it, anybody with common sense would ask what it did if they were that curious though.
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MattStro
| 23
Never push a big red button.
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UncleHoodie
| 22
Always push the big red button.
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danimal_crackerz
| 26
Op never said it was red - annoying people
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MattStro
| 23
It's a joke #29- get over yourself.
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thecrazymancan
| 17
I ALWAYS push big red buttons. Buttons are made for pushing. UnU
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beararm
| 11
ALWAYS...thumbs up didn't do the justice
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Especially if it says "PUSH" like this one.
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SkylineFTW97
| 25
They say that the red button is a silent siren that beckons to us all.
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iseebearbears
| 27
Unless it's the "easy" button from Staples.
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HighasaCloud
| 46
It sure is funny how mass psychology works. One guy points out a faulty technicality and he is flamed for not "Getting the joke." In other situations, the inverse is true: one guy is flamed for "joking the joke for others to get" and is flamed by everyone who points out a technicality, such as "not red" in this case.
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BlaqMontana
| 16
#68 your point exactly?
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swaglesshipster
| 23
I thought panic buttons weren't supposed to make you panic!
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jrey6104
| 4
I don't see why people dislike comments, there's nothing wrong...
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QuaDECH
| 13
@57 a troll probably disliked it and everybody else followed for no reason.
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Cads1
| 24
Just because you could, does not mean you should.
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QuaDECH
| 13
Yeah, but it's a button. It's like when there are buttons it is not will it be pushed, but when and by whom. It looks like OP gave in to the temptations.
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False_Stupidity
| 41
The way I see it, OP was just following the instructions on the button.
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Dreamsorrow93
| 24
Well, buttons are meant to be pushed.
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Welshite
| 39
Your name is Dee Dee right?
"Ooh what does this button do?"
"Ooh what does this button do?"
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taymichele16
| 15
You watch too many cartoons
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Sammeydw
| 22
There Is No Such Thing As Too Many Cartoons!
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goodvsevil1275
| 20
but there is such thing as too many capitals
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QuaDECH
| 13
There is also such thing as not enough capitals.
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weswheatley
| 14
i Prefer margo Roth speiglemen's random Capitalization over Capitalizing Every Freaking Word Making My Mind Want To Kill Itself
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nieldan
| 8
#50 paper towns!
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kittyisbaeornaw
| 18
Never push the buttons!
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ThatHorse
| 15
At least it wasn't the nuclear war start button.
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ThatHorse
| 15
I feel as though you don't know how jokes work.