Did you panic?

No I think she shat her pants

No they were more alarmed!

Like

I wonder what she would of done if there was a roof that said "JUMP" on it?

There's no way you didn't deserve this.

OP did not deserve it. What else does someone do when faced with a big button that says push with no other information? Clearly the only option is to listen to the button.

Yes. We must obey the button.

Well if by "someone" you mean someone like OP they obviously would push it, anybody with common sense would ask what it did if they were that curious though.

Never push a big red button.

Always push the big red button.

Op never said it was red - annoying people

It's a joke #29- get over yourself.

I ALWAYS push big red buttons. Buttons are made for pushing. UnU

ALWAYS...thumbs up didn't do the justice

Especially if it says "PUSH" like this one.

They say that the red button is a silent siren that beckons to us all.

Unless it's the "easy" button from Staples.

It sure is funny how mass psychology works. One guy points out a faulty technicality and he is flamed for not "Getting the joke." In other situations, the inverse is true: one guy is flamed for "joking the joke for others to get" and is flamed by everyone who points out a technicality, such as "not red" in this case.

#68 your point exactly?

I thought panic buttons weren't supposed to make you panic!

I don't see why people dislike comments, there's nothing wrong...

@57 a troll probably disliked it and everybody else followed for no reason.

Just because you could, does not mean you should.

Yeah, but it's a button. It's like when there are buttons it is not will it be pushed, but when and by whom. It looks like OP gave in to the temptations.

The way I see it, OP was just following the instructions on the button.

Well, buttons are meant to be pushed.

Your name is Dee Dee right? "Ooh what does this button do?"

You watch too many cartoons

There Is No Such Thing As Too Many Cartoons!

but there is such thing as too many capitals

There is also such thing as not enough capitals.

i Prefer margo Roth speiglemen's random Capitalization over Capitalizing Every Freaking Word Making My Mind Want To Kill Itself

#50 paper towns!

Never push the buttons!

At least it wasn't the nuclear war start button.

I feel as though you don't know how jokes work.