By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
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blackdoritos 7

Did you at least say thank you

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Shawn2095 18
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You can tell a lot about someone by their person hygiene & bathroom etiquette.

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Shawn2095 18
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You can tell a lot about someone by their person hygiene & bathroom etiquette.

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nchic01 17
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agreed. just be normal people!

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AriettaX 15
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maybe he was talking about his bag!

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PennyLane27 32
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#1- and their nuts!

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iLike2Teabag 27

Oh. Do normal people not compliment each other's sacks?

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razoray9 22
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I thought everyone complimented each other at the urinal

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PresidentNorth 16

Why couldn't you be any more perfect mister teabag. This fml really goes out to you! You the real mvp.

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blackdoritos 7

Did you at least say thank you

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Murilirum 23

I can't help but feel like OP also has poor bathroom etiquette, no 'thank you'?

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PennyLane27 32
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On the plus side, OP, you have a nice set of low hangers!

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giantsfan2010 23

This is why I always go pee in the stalls....

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twistedgrifter 8
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#3 and that's why the seats always have piss on them.

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SirMichael 13
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@39, not if you lift the seat before you pee.

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wallamanut 14
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or if you, ya know, actually aim into the toilet.

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RA91 26

That's just uncalled for -_-

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ojskyguy 8

At least he was impressed.

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devildog562 33
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At least you have a nice sac. Better then "omg is that a prune?" Breach of man code, plus his dirty dick hand is touching the bathroom door.

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Astrum14 24

If he showers regularly, his dick is probably cleaner than the door is. Do you have any idea how dirty doors are in a public restroom?

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devildog562 33
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If he doesn't wash his hands, his hygiene probably isn't good.

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namine120409 42
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That's just all around disturbing. I mean at least he didn't pee ON you but still.

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Llama_Face89 33

In some circles that's a turn on. XD

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natalinagan 9
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There's a video where they're doing this as a prank

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Guatican 6
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whaaa... no way.. *proceeds to YouTube*

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Devindelon 17
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At least you were complimented.

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Im2Shy 16
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It's stories like these where I'm SO glad I'm a female...I love the privacy of the women's bathrooms.

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tooyoungtooold 11
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How do you like it when you really really really have to go and there's a line coming out the door? To every gender their own pros and cons

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thes7274473 19
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I would wish I was born female if psychopathic menstrual anger wasn't hereditary in my family...

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