By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 482
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blackdoritos 7

Did you at least say thank you

You can tell a lot about someone by their person hygiene & bathroom etiquette.

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You can tell a lot about someone by their person hygiene & bathroom etiquette.

agreed. just be normal people!

maybe he was talking about his bag!

#1- and their nuts!

iLike2Teabag 27

Oh. Do normal people not compliment each other's sacks?

I thought everyone complimented each other at the urinal

PresidentNorth 16

Why couldn't you be any more perfect mister teabag. This fml really goes out to you! You the real mvp.

blackdoritos 7

Did you at least say thank you

Murilirum 23

I can't help but feel like OP also has poor bathroom etiquette, no 'thank you'?

On the plus side, OP, you have a nice set of low hangers!

giantsfan2010 23

This is why I always go pee in the stalls....

#3 and that's why the seats always have piss on them.

@39, not if you lift the seat before you pee.

or if you, ya know, actually aim into the toilet.

RA91 26

That's just uncalled for -_-

ojskyguy 8

At least he was impressed.

At least you have a nice sac. Better then "omg is that a prune?" Breach of man code, plus his dirty dick hand is touching the bathroom door.

Astrum14 24

If he showers regularly, his dick is probably cleaner than the door is. Do you have any idea how dirty doors are in a public restroom?

If he doesn't wash his hands, his hygiene probably isn't good.

That's just all around disturbing. I mean at least he didn't pee ON you but still.

Llama_Face89 33

In some circles that's a turn on. XD

There's a video where they're doing this as a prank

whaaa... no way.. *proceeds to YouTube*

At least you were complimented.

It's stories like these where I'm SO glad I'm a female...I love the privacy of the women's bathrooms.

How do you like it when you really really really have to go and there's a line coming out the door? To every gender their own pros and cons

I would wish I was born female if psychopathic menstrual anger wasn't hereditary in my family...