agreed. just be normal people!

maybe he was talking about his bag!

#1- and their nuts!

Oh. Do normal people not compliment each other's sacks?

I thought everyone complimented each other at the urinal

Why couldn't you be any more perfect mister teabag. This fml really goes out to you! You the real mvp.

I can't help but feel like OP also has poor bathroom etiquette, no 'thank you'?

On the plus side, OP, you have a nice set of low hangers!

I don't know why OP was trying to sack it to him for giving him a compliment...even if it was weird. Some people don't have the same inhibitions unfortunately. Just don't shake his hand.

#3 and that's why the seats always have piss on them.

@39, not if you lift the seat before you pee.

or if you, ya know, actually aim into the toilet.

If he showers regularly, his dick is probably cleaner than the door is. Do you have any idea how dirty doors are in a public restroom?

If he doesn't wash his hands, his hygiene probably isn't good.

In some circles that's a turn on. XD

whaaa... no way.. *proceeds to YouTube*

How do you like it when you really really really have to go and there's a line coming out the door? To every gender their own pros and cons

I would wish I was born female if psychopathic menstrual anger wasn't hereditary in my family...