By somanybirds - 25/04/2017 08:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, while using a doorless restroom at the beach, a pack of seagulls rushed into my stall, followed by a group of kids chasing them. I guess the noise from tearing open a pad sounded enough like a bag of chips for them to think there was food. FML
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This is why all bathrooms need doors and​ locks...

Isa_fml 20

Doorless restroom? The fuck?

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...was that a really bad attempt at a joke?

This is why all bathrooms need doors and​ locks...

That must have either been a really noisy pad or those gulls had really sharp ears because the last time I checked, pads did not sound like bags of chips.

well they do have sharp hearing

Isa_fml 20

They're birds, I imagine any kind of plastic crinkling is going to make them think "FOOD!"

Sadly, I can easily imagine them all going "MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!" XD

Kids these days have great hearing.

if you're at the beach, why not use a tampon so you don't end up with a bloody diaper on?

Not everyone can or wants to. And what do diapers have to do with anything? They're not the same thing. People go to the beach without getting in the water all the time.

Isa_fml 20

Doorless restroom? The fuck?

Do you look like Tippi Hedren?

When they saw it wasn't food, did they run so far away?

Time to switch to menstrual cups.