Today, while trying to quietly sneak a midnight snack with my girlfriend, I was slowly opening the pantry door so I wouldn't wake my mother. My girlfriend came and swung open the door onto my foot, taking the top layer of skin with it. FML
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misspulkadot24
| 17
This reminds me of when Spongebob pushed the sofa onto Squidward's foot. I always had to look away...not that I watch Spongebob...*bad poker face*
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kra1985
| 8
If you cant get a midnight snack with your girlfriend in your moms house with her knowing you must be too young to have your girlfriend at your moms house that late anyway
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misspulkadot24
| 17
This reminds me of when Spongebob pushed the sofa onto Squidward's foot. I always had to look away...not that I watch Spongebob...*bad poker face*
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rockstar362
| 8
Nothing when you're 12!! (Awaiting thumb downs and death threats)
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MrBrightside21
| 20
18 - I'm not going to make a death threat. This way, you won't expect it when I do kill you.
Haha. Just kidding.
But seriously though.
Haha. Just kidding.
But seriously though.
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theycallmekitty
| 13
18- You've never noticed all the adult humor in Spongebob? When I was little that stuff went waaaay over my head. When I watch it now I actually get all the jokes and it's hilarious.
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FastidiousPear
| 6
YOU'RE DEAD 18!!
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doglover100
| 28
I can't watch that scene. It's so gross.
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eddeeezzyy
| 19
Yeah! Lol wasn't that the episode where Squidward wants to beat Squllium in the fancy house contest?
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doglover100
| 28
Yeah. It was to have the fanciest house, he needed to move his couch.
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Smartdumbblonde
| 27
What's wrong with spongebob? He's funny lol
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jesustitts
| 20
Have you ever seen the splinter episode?? I can't watch when it goes in :| it's awful!!
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SRU_Toronto
| 5
You're never to old for SpongeBob
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GTAmax99
| 12
Did you get the snack?
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GTAmerc
| 2
Alright, so I gotta say I've seen your name a couple times. It scares me every time at first, thinking it's me. Anywho, carry on good sir.
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GTAmax99
| 12
Boo! Haha did I scare you?
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GTAmax99
| 12
Well now I'm never eating pizza again -_-
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fleeper
| 13
Yes. It's making me cringe.
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lilhellian
| 26
Man up op.. It's only a layer of skin...
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eddeeezzyy
| 19
At least he didn't step on a Lego...
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iOceanus
| 18
"'Tis but a scratch."
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KayBeeFFFixed
| 5
I agree with #3.
Shouldn't even have felt that...
Shouldn't even have felt that...
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DocBastard
| 38
Hey, guess where the sensory nerves are? If you guessed the top layer of skin, you win the grand prize.
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lilhellian
| 26
Doc did you not say something to me about detecting sarcasm.. This was meant with a hint of sarcasm
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DocBastard
| 38
Sorry Hellian, I was talking to KayBeeFFFixed.
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lilhellian
| 26
It's ok doc.. it's all good. :)
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ColdplaySucks
| 18
What's the prize?
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timjones
| 8
A Coldplay CD.
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kra1985
| 8
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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lilhellian
| 26
They could be in a bad way financially.. And OP just wants to be considerate and let the mom sleep..
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YakuzaxGeneralz
| 9
I just assumed he didn't want to wake his mom because it was midnight
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U_GotitDude
| 18
Something similar to this has happened to me before. I know that pain :( FYL OP.
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license2chill
| 5
I had similar experience before, it was also late at night and I was looking for food, I kicked the sharp corner of a hard wood furniture with bare toes by accident, I felt something was screaming inside my body...
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yoursucklives
| 36
something similar happend to me, but not only was the top layer of my skin taken off, but my toenails too.
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FlamingTacos
| 7
At least you got your granola bar
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funky2525
| 14
Ouch!!! That probably feels like stubbing your toe except 10 times worse! Sorry Op
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XxDevilxXGt
| 26
It probably feels like getting your skin scraped off. Cannot compare using units of stubbed toe!
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XxDevilxXGt
| 26
It probably feels like getting your skin scraped off. Cannot compare using units of stubbed toe!
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KM96
| 24
It might be a closer comparison to compare accidentally grating your finger / hand, but 10x worse
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iOceanus
| 18
Oh God, that sounds incredibly painful...
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Smartdumbblonde
| 27
Ouch, that must've hurt. Just think of it this way, it could of been way worse
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LolPieRofl
| 11
Explain.
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BongRipsForJesus
| 7
*Could've.
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Smartdumbblonde
| 27
Well it could've pealed off more than one layer of skin to where it started bleeding, or from the bottom of the door, it could've broken a bone in ops foot (by smashing a bone in his foot down and breaking the bone in half).
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TheFirstSamurai
| 18
I just felt the ghost of your feet pass through my feet.