FML : Today, while trying to quietly sneak a midnight snack with my girlfriend, I was slowly opening the pantry door so I wouldn't wake my mother. My girlfriend...

Today, while trying to quietly sneak a midnight snack with my girlfriend, I was slowly opening the pantry door so I wouldn't wake my mother. My girlfriend came and swung open the door onto my foot, taking the top layer of skin with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 13 January 2013 12:41 / United States

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By misspulkadot24 | 17

#5322306 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:34

This reminds me of when Spongebob pushed the sofa onto Squidward's foot. I always had to look away...not that I watch Spongebob...*bad poker face*

By kra1985 | 8

#5322312 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:35

If you cant get a midnight snack with your girlfriend in your moms house with her knowing you must be too young to have your girlfriend at your moms house that late anyway

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By misspulkadot24 | 17

#5322306 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:34

This reminds me of when Spongebob pushed the sofa onto Squidward's foot. I always had to look away...not that I watch Spongebob...*bad poker face*

rockstar362 | 8

#5322350 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:52

Nothing when you're 12!! (Awaiting thumb downs and death threats)

MrBrightside21 | 20

#5322387 - Sunday 13 January 2013 20:12

18 - I'm not going to make a death threat. This way, you won't expect it when I do kill you.

Haha. Just kidding.

But seriously though.

theycallmekitty | 13

#5322491 - Sunday 13 January 2013 21:54

18- You've never noticed all the adult humor in Spongebob? When I was little that stuff went waaaay over my head. When I watch it now I actually get all the jokes and it's hilarious.

FastidiousPear | 6

#5322525 - Sunday 13 January 2013 22:38

YOU'RE DEAD 18!!

doglover100 | 28

#5322580 - Sunday 13 January 2013 23:52

I can't watch that scene. It's so gross.

eddeeezzyy | 19

#5322598 - Monday 14 January 2013 0:06

Yeah! Lol wasn't that the episode where Squidward wants to beat Squllium in the fancy house contest?

doglover100 | 28

#5322640 - Monday 14 January 2013 1:16

Yeah. It was to have the fanciest house, he needed to move his couch.

Smartdumbblonde | 27

#5322643 - Monday 14 January 2013 1:24

What's wrong with spongebob? He's funny lol

jesustitts | 20

#5323351 - Monday 14 January 2013 13:53

Have you ever seen the splinter episode?? I can't watch when it goes in :| it's awful!!

SRU_Toronto | 5

#5324427 - Tuesday 15 January 2013 4:07

You're never to old for SpongeBob

By GTAmax99 | 12

#5322309 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:35

Did you get the snack?

GTAmerc | 2

#5322461 - Sunday 13 January 2013 21:23

Alright, so I gotta say I've seen your name a couple times. It scares me every time at first, thinking it's me. Anywho, carry on good sir.

GTAmax99 | 12

#5322629 - Monday 14 January 2013 0:54

Boo! Haha did I scare you?

GTAmax99 | 12

#5322684 - Monday 14 January 2013 2:50

Well now I'm never eating pizza again -_-

fleeper | 13

#5322785 - Monday 14 January 2013 3:55

Yes. It's making me cringe.

By lilhellian | 26

#5322310 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:35

Man up op.. It's only a layer of skin...

eddeeezzyy | 19

#5322333 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:42

At least he didn't step on a Lego...

iOceanus | 18

#5322335 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:43

"'Tis but a scratch."

KayBeeFFFixed | 5

#5322419 - Sunday 13 January 2013 20:38

I agree with #3.
Shouldn't even have felt that...

DocBastard | 38

#5322458 - Sunday 13 January 2013 21:20

Hey, guess where the sensory nerves are? If you guessed the top layer of skin, you win the grand prize.

lilhellian | 26

#5322463 - Sunday 13 January 2013 21:26

Doc did you not say something to me about detecting sarcasm.. This was meant with a hint of sarcasm

DocBastard | 38

#5322510 - Sunday 13 January 2013 22:12

Sorry Hellian, I was talking to KayBeeFFFixed.

lilhellian | 26

#5322540 - Sunday 13 January 2013 22:59

It's ok doc.. it's all good. :)

ColdplaySucks | 18

#5322612 - Monday 14 January 2013 0:29

What's the prize?

timjones | 8

#5323144 - Monday 14 January 2013 10:19

A Coldplay CD.

By kra1985 | 8

#5322312 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:35

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

lilhellian | 26

#5322331 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:41

They could be in a bad way financially.. And OP just wants to be considerate and let the mom sleep..

YakuzaxGeneralz | 9

#5322365 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:59

I just assumed he didn't want to wake his mom because it was midnight

By U_GotitDude | 18

#5322314 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:36

Something similar to this has happened to me before. I know that pain :( FYL OP.

license2chill | 5

#5322441 - Sunday 13 January 2013 20:55

I had similar experience before, it was also late at night and I was looking for food, I kicked the sharp corner of a hard wood furniture with bare toes by accident, I felt something was screaming inside my body...

yoursucklives | 36

#5323052 - Monday 14 January 2013 9:15

something similar happend to me, but not only was the top layer of my skin taken off, but my toenails too.

By FlamingTacos | 7

#5322317 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:36

At least you got your granola bar

By funky2525 | 14

#5322323 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:38

Ouch!!! That probably feels like stubbing your toe except 10 times worse! Sorry Op

XxDevilxXGt | 26

#5322363 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:58

It probably feels like getting your skin scraped off. Cannot compare using units of stubbed toe!

XxDevilxXGt | 26

#5322364 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:58

It probably feels like getting your skin scraped off. Cannot compare using units of stubbed toe!

KM96 | 24

#5322370 - Sunday 13 January 2013 20:01

It might be a closer comparison to compare accidentally grating your finger / hand, but 10x worse

By iOceanus | 18

#5322329 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:40

Oh God, that sounds incredibly painful...

By Smartdumbblonde | 27

#5322338 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:45

Ouch, that must've hurt. Just think of it this way, it could of been way worse

LolPieRofl | 11

#5322462 - Sunday 13 January 2013 21:24

Explain.

BongRipsForJesus | 7

#5322471 - Sunday 13 January 2013 21:34

*Could've.

Smartdumbblonde | 27

#5322648 - Monday 14 January 2013 1:35

Well it could've pealed off more than one layer of skin to where it started bleeding, or from the bottom of the door, it could've broken a bone in ops foot (by smashing a bone in his foot down and breaking the bone in half).