By jshsnan - 04/10/2015 23:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while trying to calm down my four-year-old son who had a tantrum in a store, a man walked up to me and said, "You couldn't have worn the condom?" FML
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He couldn't have kept his mouth shut? The gall of people amaze me. Have some decency; yes, the child is annoying (even to the mother!) but that's no reason to be an absolute dick face to her because your ears are bothered.

i hope you replied "i wish your parents had worn a condom too"

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That's clearly none of his business. Rude much?

He couldn't have kept his mouth shut? The gall of people amaze me. Have some decency; yes, the child is annoying (even to the mother!) but that's no reason to be an absolute dick face to her because your ears are bothered.

I know, right! At least he is an adult who is much more fit for self control than a child.

Reminds me of a story where an old man walked up to a woman and her two year old at walmart and smacked the two year old in the face because she was throwing a tantrum and yelled at the mom for not "controlling her kid". No matter how good of a parent your are your kid is going to have meltdowns in public

Haha his response is hilarious. Get back off your pedestal

Even as a joke, it's a pathetic one.

People get triggered on this app too easily.

My response would be to pick up my son and say "are you yelling because he's bothering us?" then join my kid in yelling at the guy until he goes away. High Five Little Man! :)

Ironic, his father couldn't either! uff there are sure some mean people in this world. Kids are difficult too, wish you luck on any future tantrums OP. Always have a lollipop on stand by!

Mm, that's rewarding the negative behavior though.

not if you give it after you tell them to be a good kid and if they do they get the lolli.

Neither could his mom apparently.

I don't think his mom wearing condoms on her fingers would have done much.

Apply cold water for that burn.

They actually do make condoms for women. They're just really weird

You should have said, "Nah, your wife likes it when I don't wear one." Actually, maybe don't say that since it might get you punched...

That's a hell of a burn though

That's not appropriate to say in front of a kid. Plus that's not any better than him

i hope you replied "i wish your parents had worn a condom too"

yes, that is the perfect response to a stickybeak

Where do some people get off? It's ridiculous. That's just a rude thing to say. Disappointing that some people say things such as this. It's not OPs fault, nor the child's. I can guarantee that man wasn't an angel himself in his younger years.

You should've told him "I did" and started crying while hugging your child and curling into a ball...

That's when you should've said, "the same reason that your mom didn't swallow you."

Yikes! Not gonna lie, I probably would've taken the low road and punched him. Sorry OP. :/