Today, while training a new employee, I had to run after a naked guy chasing a hooker at the hotel I work at. I made him go back to his room, while she offered me a good time for 300 bucks. The trainee left and hasn't come back yet. FML
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Welp, time to find a new trainee.
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Jake_Hale
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Why do that when OP can easily just go to the trainees house and confront him why he left. I'm positive OP has his address somewhere filed.
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#22 - if that really were a common practice, I'd be very, very scared.
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TheCanucklehead
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So 22 wouldn't leave a job where there's naked people chasing hookers...
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RoboCunnilingus
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Grand Theft Auto V... For real.
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littlem91
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Yikes, here I thought leaving was the trainee's choice. And if that's a normal night, a good choice. You should be able to leave without being confronted.
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ksks1234
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Op has a potential trainee in front of him. The hooker has spent a lot of times in hotels, she has drive, the ability to get the Jon done, deal with all types of people, and can run a business.
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TheCaramelKing
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Or a new hotel
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esines
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If the hooker wound up missing too, then I think I know where the trainee went.
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Stylux_fml
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I don't think he got hooked on the whole idea of the job.
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Pussycat86
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Not to the extend he would want to run to
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TheOnlyKittyKat
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Pfft! That trainee is a pussy! If he can't handle a pimp or his hoes, he's gonna have a hard time dealing with the real world.
On an unrelated note: who would pay over 50 bucks for stinky, used up, mystery vagina?
On an unrelated note: who would pay over 50 bucks for stinky, used up, mystery vagina?
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Better question: who would pay any money at all for that?
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graceinsheepwear
| 33
It was obviously a john, not a pimp, if he was naked.
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You can get that for free here in SoCal. All you have to do is wear an Obey snapback and skinny jeans.
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TheOnlyKittyKat
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@5 A man with a mid-life crisis? A desperate guy? A politician with a boring sex life?
@10 Sometimes a producer needs to test out his own product.
@10 Sometimes a producer needs to test out his own product.
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graceinsheepwear
| 33
I am curious as to how you came up with 50 bucks as a cut off. You might get a blow job from somebody on a slow night for that, but don't kid yourself that there isn't decent money to be made in flesh. I'm not saying I condone it, I'm just saying...
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cuppycakeslove
| 20
Don't expect him to come back
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DDCA
| 24
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
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MsConfusedd
| 27
Hopefully that's not a daily occurrence, although as a trainee that must have been a very bad first impression.
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Maybe that was grounds enough for him to leave suddenly...
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UnluckyGenius
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I wouldn't come back either.
The hooker has a good head for business though.
The hooker has a good head for business though.
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robbilee
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Best first day of training ever!
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carina_47
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naked hooker chasers these days ...
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flockz
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she probably got laid....
off.
off.
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twinkiefeets
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If I were the trainee I'd run away too. Burger King sounds better than that.
On an unrelated note: who would pay over 50 bucks for stinky, used up, mystery vagina?