By Nadaz - United States - Charlotte
Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML
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  Almandine  |  7

Plenty of us have more nerdiness than some guys. This isn't necessarily a guy girl thing. It's a lack of knowledge about an awesome series (4-6) that most people have seen.

  Driveshaft  |  5

You getting upset over it is worse, definitely. I'm a nerd fanatic too, but unless you want to be alone, you need to be able to separate your 2 loves.

At least she's making an effort!

By  charlotte69er  |  7

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  MrSassypants  |  32

I'm surprised you don't have a boyfriend when you put your number in your profile and call them bitches before doing so. Oh and if you do have a boyfriend, he likes Star Wars and you should break up with him.

  darkestbarbie  |  11

Star wars is quite possibly the greatest series out there. A classic. And you are probably just being a judgmental little troll because you haven't taken the time to watch it because it wouldn't be "cool". Ps. My boyfriend and I love star wars and we have happily been together three years.


Since you're a girl, if you like star wars you have a better chance at getting a boyfriend. I shows that 1)you're not a stuck up bitch and 2)you aren't a stuck up bitch.....did I say that it shows you aren't a stuck up bitch yet?

  zombicidal  |  11

you are quite possibly the dumbest person I have seen on this site for a while (including the people in the FMLs) its a great series with a deep plot my favorite part is how palpatine is the leader of both sides and started the war so he can control everything


I didnt know about star wars when I tarted dating my boyfriend and he's a huge star wars fanatic. Watched it the second week we were together and I love it. Just give it a chance. Plus nerds are the best guys.

  chels1994  |  11

You realize how many people love that movie, right? Also, I don't see the problems with nerds. Base your judgements on personality, not labels. I personally am no fan of star wars, but I wouldn't refuse to date someone who enjoys it and I don't understand who would something like that.

  JediScum  |  1

I don't want to live on this planet anymore..... On second thought #3 gtfo!!!!! May you never know the joys of having a frigging awesome nerdy man. I curse thee.

  Roevera  |  14

wow. 3, you are definitely the dumbest person i have seen on FML. Stop acting so full of yourself! and no wonder you're single, you're shallow. Its like me not going out with my boyfriend because he loves hot dogs and I like burgers..

  TColby  |  12

You can't legitimately say something like that until you've actually watched the movies. Besides, The Empire Strikes Back is one of the greatest films in the history of cinema.

  jquiggy89  |  3

Lmfao at little 15 year olds trying to insult people. By the way it's *you, *because, and *you. Also since you are stupid enough to put your number on FML, if you ever see a white windowless van please make sure to jump in.

  stizer_fml  |  3

How about we analyse your profile and why you don't have a boyfriend...

1) I like to dance, and dance with anyone!!! Are you sure 'dance' isn't secret for 'have sex' ?? Have some dignity.

2) you call yourself hot, when your not. Worst kind of vain!

3) you put your number so anybody can text you. Crying out for attention maybe?

  LilliPage  |  17

@70 I'm a girl and I haven't seen star wars. I'm not a stuck up bitch, either. The only reason I haven't seen it is simply because I find it difficult to watch older movies. They just don't seem to be able to keep my attention.


And what’s wrong with liking Star Wars? If you’ve seen the movies (which I doubt, because a comment of that nature would only come from a person who judges other people who enjoy those kind of movies without actually watching the movies for themselves) and you didn’t like them, that’s fine, but don’t be a judgmental cunt towards someone that does and question his love life because of his interest. And one more thing, take your phone number off of your profile, that’s how you attract unwanted attention, unless you put it there because you want that attention.


Well OP you wanted a gf didn't you? I'm guessing she's gotta be somewhat attractive to not know anything about Star Wars. And seriously, what's more important, Star Wars or getting laid? Doesn't take the force to figure that one out...

By  airforce987  |  20

Hey, she might know more than you think; she might have confused Luke with Anakin, and Darth Vader's real name is after all Anakin Skywalker. (Sorry if I spelled Anakin wrong)

  aerogxt  |  7

Correction, the actual line is "No, Luke, I am your father." followed by a very cheesy (sorry its true) "noo!!! Noooooo!" from Luke.

  DocBastard  |  38

I have to dust off the old Idiot-English Translation Engine for this one.

*whirr* *bzzz* *click* *DING!*

"Why are you upset? It's quite common for women not to know about Star Wars. You really have to look for that rare girl who DOES like Star Wars to prevent this from happening. I typed this while high on shrooms, hanging upside down on the monkey bars!"

You're welcome.


I'm a girl and I have loved Star Wars even before I met my boyfriend. And he loves it too. And at least 2x a year we have a Star Wars marathon. And a date night for us was going to go see Star Wars 3D.

  bizarre_ftw  |  21

You don't have to look that far where I come from, I'm considered strange for not liking it (sorry, I watched it multiple times when I was little because my nan loves it and it just never made sense to me nor was interesting)
My school has a manga/anime club, & magazine, a scifi club, is reference happy, and people have come to school dressed as the doctor, the local college has a steampunk and anime con, and one can wander around town in cat ears, a corset, fish nets, and combat boots and not attract a single double-take (at least not because their outfit is unusual anyway)
The world isn't run by "popularity" anymore, sometimes I wonder if it ever was, so stop acting like it is