By pinkpurplegurl - 24/09/2015 14:33 - China

Today, while taking the subway home, a woman offered me her seat. I smiled and declined. She said she insisted because of my "pregnancy". I was too ashamed to say I'm not pregnant that I just took the seat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 053
You deserved it 4 012

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hoosiergirl94 31

Loudly announce that you're not pregnant you're "just fat" and make it really awkward for everyone

Sometimes you should just take the small victories. you have seat and can relax now.


It's like a double edged sword when thinking someone's pregnant

Maybe she thought you were trying to steal a basketball but didn't want to blow your cover. Should have thanked her

backfire10z 14

If you are being mistaken for obvious pregnancy, you are not doing something right...