Miscellaneous: Today, while taking the subway home, a woman offered me her seat....

By pinkpurplegurl - 24/09/2015 14:33 - China

Today, while taking the subway home, a woman offered me her seat. I smiled and declined. She said she insisted because of my "pregnancy". I was too ashamed to say I'm not pregnant that I just took the seat. FML

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hoosiergirl94 31

Friday 25 September 2015 1:37

Loudly announce that you're not pregnant you're "just fat" and make it really awkward for everyone

twister45 17

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Friday 25 September 2015 1:41

Sometimes you should just take the small victories. you have seat and can relax now.

hoosiergirl94 31

Friday 25 September 2015 1:37

Loudly announce that you're not pregnant you're "just fat" and make it really awkward for everyone

coming back in the future 30

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Friday 25 September 2015 4:57

*big-boned

ShadowlessSpear 21

Friday 25 September 2015 5:41

BIG BONES DON'T JIGGLE!

twister45 17

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Friday 25 September 2015 1:41

Sometimes you should just take the small victories. you have seat and can relax now.

katachristic 19

Friday 25 September 2015 4:50

not exactly a victory since OP clearly stated that she didn't want it in the first place.

YB90 7

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Friday 25 September 2015 1:42

People really shouldn't assume someone is pregnant. that's so rude!

amanda182 19

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Friday 25 September 2015 1:53

You can't stop someone from thinking that. But people should save the embarrassment (on both sides) by not expressing their thought out loud.

Rowdy290 8

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Friday 25 September 2015 1:54

here's a thought maybe they were just trying to be nice and it isn't our fault if you carry your weight in the "wrong" places. it may not even be her fault, I guess what I'm saying is don't be so testy.

lexos 16

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Friday 25 September 2015 7:08

Not really, what if she really is pregnant and could use some rest? You can never win in todays society no matter what you someone will be offended.

DoomedGemini 37

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Friday 25 September 2015 10:16

Well, I agree you should offer someone like a pregnant woman or elderly person a seat, but op DID decline when first asked.

team_hale 11

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Friday 25 September 2015 1:42

Plot twist: OP is a guy

twister45 17

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Friday 25 September 2015 2:25

Woa. Mind fucking blown!

MassiDelta 28

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Friday 25 September 2015 3:24

Plot twist: the person knew OP was not pregnant, and just wanted to insult her

shessohighh 10

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Friday 25 September 2015 6:21

#15 offering someone a seat seems like an elaborately nice thing to do as a method to insult someone.

BrutalEater 15

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Friday 25 September 2015 9:23

U wot m8

MassiDelta 28

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Friday 25 September 2015 1:46

I sometimes have dreams where I ask someone if they're pregnant and then they say no and start yelling at me. And then I wake up and start crying

twister45 17

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Friday 25 September 2015 2:26

That's when you go back to sleep and slap them for yelling. You have the power now.

MassiDelta 28

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Friday 25 September 2015 2:37

You have empowered me!

MassiDelta 28

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Friday 25 September 2015 4:30

Instructions unclear: had nightmare about the Russian mafia

False_Stupidity 41

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Friday 25 September 2015 4:40

Definitely don't want to be slapping the Russian mafia...

twister45 17

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Friday 25 September 2015 4:47

I think the matrix has us now!

Livin_Like_Larry 29

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Friday 25 September 2015 1:52

Don't worry about it. A lot of times people just say things without thinking about it. She clearly meant well when she offered you her seat.

pygmyfrog 31

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Friday 25 September 2015 2:52

You got a seat in an obviously crowded situation AND made the other person feel pious. They deserved to lose their seat from making assumptions - even if well-intentioned.