By Hooperist - United States - Murrieta
Today, while sick with the flu, I had the police called on me by my older neighbors downstairs. They thought I was hosting a party at 3 in the morning. I was really just throwing up constantly. FML
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  tdawg91  |  17

My dad told me about a party he went to as a teenager called a "white wash" everyone brings a bottle of white spirits and empties it into the washing machine along with equal amounts of lemonade and let it spin...... I'd imagine there was a lot of vomiting at the end of the night too

  MrConcise  |  34

Nobody wants to see an obese girl's fat folds cascade out from underneath some very ill-fitting denim. It's vomit inducing. I was trying to be polite in how I said "THIS IS A FAT JOKE", but I guess it didn't land.

By  devildog562  |  33

Your neighbors kind of suck regardless . Why not come knock on the door and ask nicely what's going on or if you could keep the noise down , and in this case if you'll survive through the night.