Miscellaneous: Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really...

By Gregory - 28/11/2008 10:28 - France

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

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By BobE - 31/07/2019 06:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I went to a mall and got some really awesome shoes. I went home to find out that they are actually women's shoes. I'm a dude. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2015 17:54 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, I spent nearly half an hour looking for my favourite pair of shoes. I ended up getting so pissed off that I accused my boyfriend of stealing them. He then pointed out that I was wearing them. FML

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By Rose - 15/06/2012 05:54 - United States - Tenino

Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML

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By Shoes - 12/06/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I was helping an old man find a pair of shoes. I told him about a particularly comfortable pair but had to inform him that they only came in black or white. Hearing this, the old man grabbed me around the neck and began to beat me in the head with our display shoe. He wanted brown. FML

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By smallpaycheck - 16/08/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML

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By footfetish - 02/02/2013 11:21 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, a male employee at a shoe shop helped me try on shoes. Once I found a pair, I went to pay for them. I was telling the cashier about how great of an employee he was when she told me there were no male employees. A guy with a foot fetish helped me find shoes. FML

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By Kim - 05/05/2021 04:01

Today, at work, I was waiting in line to pay my food at the cafeteria when I noticed the doctor who was in front of me had these really cool looking shoes on. I told him, "I like your shoes!" He turned over, looked at me and didn’t say anything back. FML

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By shoes - 02/01/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down, making all the shoes fall to the ground. The people behind the counter started clapping. FML

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By unemployed - 10/07/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need as I got laid off last month. Midway through the interview, I went to cross my legs and realized I had 2 different shoes on. FML

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By Sbfreak510 - 16/10/2009 16:30 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

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bellsy 0

Monday 16 March 2009 8:56

lol! Did you at least find out where he got them? hahaha would have been pretty awkward...

untalented1 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 3:17

he's so stylish that not only are his old shoes better than your new shoes, but he's going to get even newer shoes!

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lady_gogo 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 10:08

It made me laugh... Great job!

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 22:32

the lipstick truly makes this picture.

latkematzoball 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 4:47

:( oh i bet he was amused :) ha too bad. favorited this one tho :)

feven 32

Tuesday 3 June 2014 3:01

People said "tho" in 2009?

elibel 16

Monday 23 June 2014 21:41

Our buddy here was just ahead of the times.

jmeg_fml 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 0:14

hahahaha my favorite

PenNameHere 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 6:06

oh my gosh. you were embarased in front of a guy you won't ever see again. *sarcasm*

yousmiledhegotwi 1

Sunday 3 April 2011 10:36

What're you on about? If anything you're more likely to get embarrassed in front of someone you don't know than someone you do.

PenNameHere 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 6:08

come to think of it, couldn't you have bought the shoes from him once he got his new ones?

bballboy91 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 6:13

genius....

yuhhkno 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 6:27

uhmmm bballboy thats not genius thats dusgusting and btww i hate basketball:P unless yr talking about baseball cus i like tht(;

untalented1 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 3:17

he's so stylish that not only are his old shoes better than your new shoes, but he's going to get even newer shoes!

eddles 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 15:47

laugh it up !!!

ashmuffin 0

Saturday 24 April 2010 11:43

AHAHHH.

sassyjesSa 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 1:47

lol ! did you get atlethes foot ? (sp?)

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