By Anonymous - 31/03/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, while searching for the pungent odor that has been lingering in my son's bedroom, I discovered various types of juice my son has been "storing" to make wine. FML
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wow cool son you got there :)

Put some clothes on b4 the creepers arrive. Your gonna get attacked by them creepz.

oh shit the creepers here agghhhhh!!! KABBLLLOOOMMMMM!!!! haha another smart minecraft joke

hey cutie. the creeper has arrived.

hehehe.. well? here I am : n)

Damn it! too late! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

^no, u r not creeper

it's ok, there's room for plenty of creepers herr

Why do you say "Creeper" like it's a bad thing?

LOL at 61. Haha.

hey there creepers !! & it's a tank top, I think I'll be fine

yeah totally! he's awesome that he knows how to do that, I might try it!

#2 dayumm girl. you like mike n ikes?

^ fuck. you. stop. creeping. pretty. girlz.

the kool kids make huch

^ she is a very pretty girl!

happy 1 week till your birthday lets have some wine cuz your only 10 days older than me

188 I hope you don't mind me asking..... whatchew talkin bout, Willis?

u look like dat one of us shameless!!:-o haa:-)

yeah I'm going to try it, Abd then I'm going to give some to my boyfriend, befor having sex with him

He's not the Jenkem type?

he's 10 :) I moderated the full version of this.

Hm maybe he'd rather get drunk than high off his own crap lol

Today, while searching for the pungent odor that has been lingering in my son's bedroom, I discovered the "special,secret place" that my 3 year old daughter had pooped. FML

Haha, I thought that was the FML at first too!

Future drunk, stop the kid OP :)

I don't think the op even considered that one! -_-

I just modded this FML, the original one said "my ten year old son," what a cool kid!

Lmao. Smart kid, he'll make good money in the future.

YDI for being a bitch about your genius son!

wow he's already an alcoholic..... what a bright future

How is OP being a bitch?

I'm a dog. I know what a bitch is.

AA is for quitters

I asked HOW. I'd hardly call that thing a dog. -_-

So, you're the bitch.

Damn it I'm a male! Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just because he drinks dosen't necissarily make him an alcoholic.

lemme guess it looks like mayo

when you mod somthing does yes mean show it and no mean not? or vice-versa

94, when you vote yes, it means "Yes, don't show it."

Yes means you think we should publish it, and No means you think it's shit. If I may be so bold, I strongly recommend voting No on sirEBC's FMLs whenever you see them.

vote yes on sirEBC always.

Some racist fuckface told me SirEBC wasn't born in the USA, so he can't legitimately become the first inbred jackass to have his FML elected. Of course, being the gullible fool I am, I believe them. So vote no on SirEBC, or the terrorists win.

thank you sirin I'm amazed, I just made an account and already got such a high up person as yourself to comment on it

I'm twelve wat is this?

He's gonna make a fortune some day.

Is that the same reason why all of my FMLs have been rejected?! You told everyone to press "No" for them?! All 48 of them?! Goddammit...

it's cool, that's what it is

*that comment was meant for comment 115

yea there on a roll... atleast other peoples lives might be worse than yours ^_^

126 I don't vote, but if I did I'd probably just say yes to yours. Ignore the haters! Lol the first comment I ever made got moderated so I know how you feel.

My best friend's name is Sirin :)

What did you expect, you live in Wyoming..nothing else to do there except pow-wow with the Indians!

haha! i did that to grape juice when i was 6 or 7 :)

at least he's not going through your liquor cabinet.

i agree. let him be dumb cuz it won't get him any place. keep him outta the real trouble. :)

Worst advice I have ever heard.

perhaps OP doesn't have a liquor cabinet

Wonder if there's fruit flies kicking around too, those things are annoying. Would have been funny if he had successfully made some sort of moonshine though!

ah so that's how you make wine. imma start now. lol. fyl. I guess

Bahaha that's amazing :] kudos to your son

Jerry? What the heck?

beautiful tattoos sailor

don't worry about it your son obviously has TIGER BLOOD lol

I loved it. you 2 are just whores

teelll em dooggie!

TIGERBLOOD is stupid and so is anyone that quotes Charlie "the looser" Sheen!