By Ouch - 21/06/2013 03:06 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, I tried to wipe some sweat off my brow before it could make its way down into my eye. I ended up poking myself in the eye so hard that I yelped, stumbled and was thrown off the still-moving treadmill while trying to regain my balance. FML
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DaniPandi 22
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This is why we attach the clip-things to our waistbands.

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KBurns207 17
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Ahahaha I would love to have seen this. Just laugh at yourself and go about your day. Not much else you can do

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DjMonroe95 11

It's all good gimp a long :)

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Pesticides 19
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ya could''ve just dealt with the sweat

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Ambient25 24
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I have to ask just how did that happen? When people wipe their eyes it's usually with the flat of their fingers, not exactly poke capable. I'm guessing OP was at a really high speed, bouncing around, and hit the tip. Shake your head next time there buddy.

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evilscorpi 29
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#24 I guess you dont sweat, because its not something you would eant to ignore, especially on a treadmill. also op story sounds like something you would see on YouTube

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suboy 10

Well that escalated quickly!! PS- I know most of you hate this phrase now but cmon it fits so perfectly.

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Megan639 16

Well, that's embarrassing. You have my sympathy.

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boofgall 16
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You're not alone op, pretty much the same thing happened to me too once!

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KBurns207 17
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Ahahaha I would love to have seen this. Just laugh at yourself and go about your day. Not much else you can do

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tragicnightmare 15
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Well OP, did you regain your balance? I'm also curious to know if anyone saw.

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happylappy 21
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It says at the gym. I'm pretty sure someone was close enough to see or at least see the aftermath of OP writhing on the ground in pain.

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sirspankalot 11
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If anybody did see I expect it would have a domino effect of people tripping in a similar manner over the treadmills...

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DaniPandi 22
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This is why we attach the clip-things to our waistbands.

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VampireBiter 7
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Ding Ding Ding. We have a winner.

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kozzard 17
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might I suggest a sweatband in the future?

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MsFML_ 16

Not much of a multi-tasker, eh?

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KTBulldog 10
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At least people were there to help and, hell, maybe you'll end up on America's Funniest Home Videos or something.

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Pesticides 19
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yeah! you get money for being a joke ! better than just the memory

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lennelleong 33
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*Imagines a much worse scenario if OP was a girl with long nails, long hair & skimpy attire.* Count your blessings! :) But go for an eye check-up just in case your cornea was scratched...

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dreamweeper370 10

Try the stationary bike next time. Way less dangerous for clumsy people.

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