By Anonymous - United States
Today, while registering at the grocery store, a customer came into my lane with a 100 piece boiled shrimp platter. Feeling hungry, I muttered "nom nom" under my breath. The old man called my supervisor. Apparently I called him a moron. FML
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  DjeePee  |  24

OP is a moron for muttering words that not everbody does understand in a formal situation. "Nomnom" is something you say to (probably) young people you know. "Well sir, that looks tasteful", is something you say to an unknown client at your job. Besides, for those who doesn't know the omnomnom hype, it really sounds as moron.

By  kile88  |  2

serious why the hell wouldn't you include him in the conversation if you wanted to express your hunger? "Oh looks like you're gonna have a feast yum can I have one?" and joke with them like that. if someone muttered something to me I also would think it was bad, because why would someone mutter something good?

  Renesaga  |  8

You classified all Americans as unable to handle a social situation like you (whatever your nationality is), and that's stereotyping us. Some Americans are socially handicapped, but I'm sure some citizens of your country are, too.

  Fiend_fml  |  0

I want to drug a kangaroo so I can climb in it's slimy pouch, then when it wakes up I want to hop by the club and tell bitches to get on my roo bear so we can go back to my place. That's possible, right?