FML : Today, while preparing to move into my dorm, I received two e-mails from the campus police. The first stated that there had been 76 overdoses from a synthetic...

Today, while preparing to move into my dorm, I received two e-mails from the campus police. The first stated that there had been 76 overdoses from a synthetic drug reported around campus this week and the second said there had been a stabbing on campus this morning. Happy back to school to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Backtoschool - / Tuesday 28 August 2018 15:00 /

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By Charlie Given | 19

#7684144 - Tuesday 28 August 2018 15:03

Wow well stay away from party's and get some mace and be safe 😊

By Zekfen | 17

#7684150 - Tuesday 28 August 2018 15:14

Drugs are bad mmmkay? If you don’t do drugs, that shouldn’t worry you. Now the stabbing on the other hand, be aware of your surroundings and if somebody looks at you funny blow your rape whistle.

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By Charlie Given | 19

#7684144 - Tuesday 28 August 2018 15:03

Wow well stay away from party's and get some mace and be safe 😊

By Zekfen | 17

#7684150 - Tuesday 28 August 2018 15:14

Drugs are bad mmmkay? If you don’t do drugs, that shouldn’t worry you. Now the stabbing on the other hand, be aware of your surroundings and if somebody looks at you funny blow your rape whistle.

By mikewang1526 | 3

#7684156 - Tuesday 28 August 2018 15:24

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

adelaine782002 | 16

#7684452 - Wednesday 29 August 2018 5:06

wtf?🤔🤔🤣

By devi_916 | 39

#7684163 - Tuesday 28 August 2018 15:40

Where the hell do you go to school?

By chickensheep | 15

#7684172 - Tuesday 28 August 2018 15:55

Let me guess... ‘Murica?

By CerealBro1 | 13

#7684198 - Tuesday 28 August 2018 17:03

My first week back at college this semester there was an arsonist at my school, just lighting fires in several different bathrooms around campus. These are all things well look back on and laugh at I think

By melisssa87 | 28

#7684202 - Tuesday 28 August 2018 17:09

Come on it’s just kids having fun, now is the last time you can do all of this

Cali | 53

#7684214 - Tuesday 28 August 2018 18:01

Is this sarcasm or do you really think 76 overdoses and a stabbing is just kids having fun?

real life problems | 26

#7684268 - Tuesday 28 August 2018 20:20

I think the 76 over doses is pretty funny, Cali. Am I a monster

Cali | 53

#7684336 - Tuesday 28 August 2018 22:39

Maybe, maybe not. I just thought it would be crazy if melisssa87 really thought those were typical college kid activities!

By superlloyd | 15

#7684203 - Tuesday 28 August 2018 17:10

you picked the school. the crime statistics are oublic information. lesson learn, pay more attention, be more responsible.

By MrCT | 20

#7684230 - Tuesday 28 August 2018 18:32

Are you going to school in New Haven, Ct?

gk222 | 10

#7684283 - Tuesday 28 August 2018 20:55

I was going to ask this?

By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7684322 - Tuesday 28 August 2018 22:08

I remember my school days... saluting a flag... being told God is real, and being gay will send you to Hell... oh, and shit like this. The more things change, the more they stay the same.