First one was random, second was a dick move, and the third… I'd be screaming after so much pain!

Back when I worked at a park as a ref I saw some girl confront her (now ex) boyfriend about cheating in her. she called him out mid field and unloaded on his junk. We had to kick her out but I felt it was justified.

Sure, it's funny now, but in a few more generations of this, those who possess the "desire to play paintball" gene will be endangered!

Always wear a cup when playing paintball. I don't know what it is but every time I have gone it's the one or two people who don't wear a cup who end up taking a hit down there.

A game of paintball and a free vasectomy that's a 2 for 1 deal if I ever heard of one.

By the time your nuts are done swelling you'll have to walk home pushing them in wheel barrel

Ive been playing paintball for years and ive never heard of a paintball ricocheting.

Now you know why it's called paint ball (s).

Yikes! Sounds like people don't want you to reproduce!

OPs friend: What do you mean this isn't what you mean by paint the town red. My friend clearly messaged me to paint the town red while paint balling, and I did just that, paint his downtown red