By ow - 18/12/2016 18:33
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First one was random, second was a dick move, and the third… I'd be screaming after so much pain!
Why wouldn't u be screaming after the first one??
Back when I worked at a park as a ref I saw some girl confront her (now ex) boyfriend about cheating in her. she called him out mid field and unloaded on his junk. We had to kick her out but I felt it was justified.
Once or twice is understandable, unloading though… chick's got anger issues.
This comment needs a follow up as to how someone cheats on their girlfriend whilst being inside her.
They were out on the field when it happened. It was the 4th game of the day and they showed up separately. She was yelling about how he betrayed her while she was out of town and to be happy with "Katie" then shot the guy from 5 yards away. She unloaded on him and he hit the ground and rolled over onto his stomach so she kept shooting him in the back. But that second part didn't matter to OP'S situation.
He totally deserved that.
Sure, it's funny now, but in a few more generations of this, those who possess the "desire to play paintball" gene will be endangered!
Always wear a cup when playing paintball. I don't know what it is but every time I have gone it's the one or two people who don't wear a cup who end up taking a hit down there.
I know what it is. Murphy's Law.
A game of paintball and a free vasectomy that's a 2 for 1 deal if I ever heard of one.
By the time your nuts are done swelling you'll have to walk home pushing them in wheel barrel
Ive been playing paintball for years and ive never heard of a paintball ricocheting.
Yikes! Sounds like people don't want you to reproduce!
OPs friend: What do you mean this isn't what you mean by paint the town red. My friend clearly messaged me to paint the town red while paint balling, and I did just that, paint his downtown red
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This is such bs
Back when I worked at a park as a ref I saw some girl confront her (now ex) boyfriend about cheating in her. she called him out mid field and unloaded on his junk. We had to kick her out but I felt it was justified.