FML : Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged...

Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By NotKeithRichards / Tuesday 6 September 2011 12:07 / United States

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By Save_Bandit | 5

#3246783 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 15:52

STAGE DIVE!!!

By elemont | 0

#3246798 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 15:54

You get points for trying though!

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By Save_Bandit | 5

#3246783 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 15:52

STAGE DIVE!!!

melchibr_fml | 0

#3246895 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:17

looks like captain Morgon got attack by his own medicine!

juliushater | 12

#3246918 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:22

He cant dive if he has already facepalmed

innavoiG | 9

#3246971 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:41

That's a truly epic fail.

agaba | 0

#3247041 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 17:07

You are defiantly NOT Keith stone

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#3247129 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 17:38

Smooth...

opendoorclosed | 8

#3247141 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 17:44

I don't always do the rock star pose, but when I do, I preffer dos equis.

seanders | 10

#3247238 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 18:24

I don't always go to the gym.
But when I do, I make sure everybody on Facebook knows.

krazy_glu3 | 0

#3247495 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 19:31

I don't usually try to be a badass, but when I do, I fail horribly.

MissBunnyWillEat | 11

#3247765 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 20:44

If he were to pat you on the back, you'd list it on your resume.

MyEpicDemise | 7

#3248165 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 22:24

Say hi to the guard and go back on stage like nothing happened.

burninnapalm | 5

#3248272 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 22:40

Must have been some dive if he went INTO the security guard. Must have been bloody

aftertheriot | 0

#3248321 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 22:54

I did the same thing.. just there was no security guard..

By elemont | 0

#3246798 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 15:54

You get points for trying though!

juliushater | 12

#3246932 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:24

You loose alot more for failing

By Awahso | 25

#3246801 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 15:54

Play it off like a crowd surf ;)

psuedodragon | 23

#3246812 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 15:55

Uh... wrong FML you're replying to there...

LaydiexSkull | 3

#3249271 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 2:10

But before you stage dive and crowd surf...make sure the crowd will catch you.(x

182yellowgreen41 | 10

#5371700 - Sunday 17 February 2013 17:58

Only if he has wireless. otherwise the cable will pull out

By BrianAlarcon | 0

#3246803 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 15:54

How does your ID manage to fall out of ur wallet?

Awahso | 25

#3246816 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 15:56

Wrong FML mate :/

BrianAlarcon | 0

#3246818 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 15:56

Oops sry wrong "FML" Sry Hahah Fail! Can u delete any of ur comments?

BrianAlarcon | 0

#3246835 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:01

Hahah that happens to me alot!

By xXxXxMasonxXxXx | 7

#3246839 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:02

Tht sux man =/ but props for trying :D

By BrianAlarcon | 0

#3246843 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:04

FAIL!

By tcurry_fml | 0

#3246860 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:07

I bet the security guy thought you felt...err...were good :D

lawrenceps | 0

#3247950 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 21:47

What?

By bertoelmexicano | 6

#3246865 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:08

Definitely not Jimmy Page. NAF

By jerico616 | 14

#3246866 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:08

Maybe you should have practiced the move along with the music!

By rexgar2000 | 10

#3246875 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:12

crowd surf!

BOOSCAREDU | 0

#3247975 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 21:56

Don't copy #1,
it's rude.

rexgar2000 | 10

#3249809 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 4:28

I didn't exactly copy #1 :P my bad

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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