Today, while out shopping, I noticed a seedy bum kept following a girl around the store. Trying to be a good samaritan, I trailed them into the street. The bum jogged up behind her and looked like he was about to grab her, so I ran up and tackled him to the ground. Turns out he was her father. FML

By fuck - / Sunday 14 August 2011 19:31 / United States
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  Iamnotmyself  |  17

You can make all the excuses you want but you know you tackled him because he looked a bit like Rush Limbaugh.

  krez  |  20

Why was he doing what? Walking around with her, and possibly paying for her stuff? The only thing the guy did wrong was look too *bumlike* to the OP!

  mrahhhhh  |  17

Sorry, meant why instead of while on the other comment. This comment may appear to be from before I posted the other one in this thread. Fml is glitching -_-

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