Intimacy: Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents...

By Username - 31/03/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML

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By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By RubyRed213 - 30/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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You really shouldn't have

By ParentsSleepingOnMyCouch - 13/02/2024 00:00 - United States - Renton

Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML

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Boundaries

By Anonymous - 14/10/2020 02:01

Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML

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Testimony night

By Anonymous - 15/11/2019 18:00

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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Too much information, thanks

By Anonymous - 15/07/2023 18:00

Today, I’ve had to listen to my parents discovering that they were both cheating on each other. As I left, they were screaming at each other. When I got home, not only had they calmed down, they were openly discussing whether their other partners might be interested in foursomes or swinging. Ew. FML

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Confinement's gonna be fun

By Anonymous - 16/03/2020 23:01

Today, I left the house to get groceries. My parents asked me where I was going and how long I would be gone for. Thinking they were just being inquisitive parents, I ignored them. I got home 20 minutes later to them having sex. FML

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joliesbebes 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:12

well they are on vacation so let them have their fun crabby!

KMilliron 2

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:12

Define blood curdling...

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drew2711 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:44

At least your parents' didn't ask you to assist in applying their nipple cream on each other

g_willikers24 17

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:50

^agreed! *gag*

CaliforniaCheese 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:52

Sounds like the start of The Aristocrats if you ask me.

faithe92 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:55

blood curdling....sex? care to extrapolate?

BabyBlaze 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 17:14

Lmao. I can't remember what that's from,but it's so funny!

TapialPaado 1

Thursday 31 March 2011 17:14

News flash: old people have sex too. I mean they're going out of their way to keep it hidden to spare your feelings, what more do you want from them?

cptmorgan15 2

Thursday 31 March 2011 17:17

Don't threaten me with a good time.

epfdwefc19 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 17:23

yea because you never have and never will have sex right?

Egnar 19

Thursday 31 March 2011 17:26

What are you 5?. . .Have you never used that excuse before with friends while on a mini-vacation?. . .Or even while just out at the mall? Your parents and grandparents were trying to respect you as an individual and not give you the details on their sex lives by being discreet but you had to go in ruin it. And for what purpose, seriously?. . .Was it really important to go and see if they were really running to the local grocery store to pickup fruits and vegetables for dinner? What were you expecting to find with your detective skills? Your parents selling drugs out of a van and your grandparents the Super Secret M16 agents?. . .this isn't the movies.