Someone thinks highly of themselves.

Sounds like they were around Kanye West

#12 wins the Internet lol

Wins the internet? Fucking hell, did we just go back in time to 2009?

They think of themselves a little too highly.

17, what's wrong with 2009?

Or somebody named their kid god. either way.

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As a character from the top selling fantasy novel, I'd say he's probably not god.

Found the obnoxious Atheist!

There's a difference between an Atheist and an obnoxious Atheist. OA for some reason feel the need to announce to the world how stupid everyone is for blindly believing in a "fantasy novel" creator while showing how superior they are for blindly believing that there is no such thing without proof either way.

Atheists just believe what they believe without the blatant hypocrisy.

Ooooh, interesting. Should've told him you were discussing satanism to shut him up... ;)

You should've said 'Geez I know, we hate each other REMEMBER!?

You should've just said to him:
"Dad?"

He had a dream he was King he woke up still king

I think I am god, so therefore I am! This man is an impostor.

On a more sereous side note, how the hell do people like this exist... Sereously.

How do seriously mentally ill people exist? Are you really fucking serious? You seriously don't think people like this should exist?

No, not what I was talking about #24, it was more of a shakeing my head gesture. I'm thinking that its odd that someone thinks that he is god. the "how do people like this exist" was kinda just my way of wondering why this guy thinks like he did, if you got some sort of misunderstanding, pm me about it please.

*seriously

He was probably not mentally ill and was being a smart ass. A serious tone doesn't mean it wasnt a joke. Best jokes are told with straight faces.

Calm down geeze. No one said anything remotely close to what your going on about. I think you need reading comprehension classes.

Just because he said it in a serious tone doesn't mean he wasn't joking.

Exactly, my brother makes jokes like this constantly.

I have a friend that follows any utterance of "Oh my God" or "Dear God" with "Yes, can I help you?" This is part of a time-honored tradition of Freaking The Mundanes. Sounds like you found a player.

for some reason, this reminds me of that one episode of that '70s show where Leo said he saw God on the bus

I think I figured out your reason

What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us.
Just a stranger on the… tram.

It doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

Just a stranger on the bus like one of us?

Right over your head, #48...