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By Hum / Saturday 2 July 2011 21:50 / Switzerland
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hmmm thats odd the german guy at my coffee place thinks samen means cream and puts that in my coffee. i wonder why he laughs everytime i take a sip....

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Salem does mean seed, but it is often used in the context of "one's seed" as in sperm...also...even if you thought it meant like seeds of a plant, why would that make it better? do you take seeds in your coffee?

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it's good to see this one translated in English. These comments on here are so much funnier than those on VDM...(I understand them more in my native language... and we seem to have dirtier minds...)

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well yeah but sperm is basically the human seed, if ya see what I'm saying. and op, even I know sahne is cream and I never studied German.

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ha ya that's exactly what happened. haha thank u! that's the result of me havin no life. n nice! but u look like a kitty =P

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alright. well I'm into zombies but I'm not gay, so I shall leave you two to that business. i heard doing it in a coffin undergound is hot.. that or ripping off and reattaching limbs during intercourse. and zombies do not have periods which is convenient

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there is nothing like being slapped by a detached arm in the middle of sex. it really.... just brings a feeling nothing else can.

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of course it would have to be a random arm cuz then the sex would be awkward if it was one of our arms. like two beached horny whales.

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hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the soft tissues goes first... of which both your *ahem* and *cough* are a part of (penis and vagina, for those who have already had brain leakage)

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i mean they don't call me the undead lady pleaser for nothing. that title is earned. and trust me when i say i have earned it.

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98 is quite the fucking asshole. A word of advice, if you have to point out other people's flaws, it only makes you seem the insecure fuckstick you really are. Besides, she isn't fat. Good one! Maybe next time you'll make a better joke?

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