By Anonymous - United States
  Today, while on my honeymoon with my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to the lights in our room. As things progressed, the noise of our love making triggered the lights on and off repeatedly. She began to laugh and we ended up just calling it an early night. FML
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  I_iz_B_a_troll  |  23

I guess that wasn't such a bright idea after all! But I gotta hand it to ya, it was a nice thought! Tell her how she's the light of your life, and how you love being with her, rain or shine(; At the very least you might get flashed!

  dudeitsdanny  |  9

#9- I don't know it the "flashed" pun was intentional, but it was my favorite.

And I ammmm curious as to what was going on during the sex to make that happen. Was it your balls against her ass/thighs/...chin? Spanking? Paddling? Whipping? Slapping? Granny boobs flapping up and down?
That last one was a nasty mental image.. Oh god.
I truly am curious as to what was making that clapping noise.

By  Shinygirlnz  |  1

I had no idea a clapper was considered romantic! I'm guessing this couple are into spanking to be making the required sounds for clapper activation... either that or a couple of slappers.